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Aoife | 12 | Ireland

ill do more on this soon sorry!

wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Has anyone elses Witty got messed up? ;(
When I log on my notifications dont appear ;/ And I do have some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 9:34am UTC

OK GUYS I AM WRITING A ONEDIRECTION FANFIC!!!!!!
Liams girl:
Nialls girl:
Harrys girls(i need 2):
Zayns crush
Crushing on zayn:
Their stylist:
Louis best friend:
more still to come if desired
PLEASE COMMENT, I NEED A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION AS WELL AS YOUR PERSONALITY!!
thanks xo

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:45am UTC

Once upon a time a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights you got me alone
You found me you found me, you found me
I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard you took a step back
Without me without me, without me
And he's long gone when he's next to me
And I realize the blame is on me ♥

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:31am UTC

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
Caught you cheating with that Hoe
Heard her scream
So I let you go
Eeenie Meenie Miney MO
MQ AND MF ♥ Witty hates people who steal quotes

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC

One of Taylor
Swifts Ex
boyfriends
should make
a song called
'Maybe your the problem'
Mq and Mf ♥ dont steal

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Did you know
our brains make
us see ourselves
5x prettier than
we really are...
im doomed.

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:16am UTC

Who else gets excited when they log onto see......
2

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:13am UTC

I looked her up and
how was she ever bullied?
» Amanda Todd
was gorgeous...♥

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 3:18pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
YOLO
:)

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 9:59am UTC

If
James Arthur
doesnt win the X Factor, then i will lose all faith in humanity...

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 9:16am UTC

GRRRR CLEVERBOT JUST CALLED HARRY STYLES A CURLY HAIRED WIERDO;(;(;(

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Type your name (Real name): Aoife
Type your name with your elbow: Aolkivgfde
Type your name with your eyes closed: Aoife
Type your name with your nose: (When leaning down to do this I whacked my head of the computer screen and its glass!!!!) Aoifre
Bash your head into the keyboard: hg
Now repost this quote but delete my answers♥
nmq/nmf

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 1:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 2:41pm UTC

GuyFriend: Whats a period like?
GurlFriend: when you get blood in your pants and cramps.
Me: WHAT SORT OF PERIOD DO YOU HAVE???? Its when you get cramps, not just cramps but 'I HATE THIS EUUGHHH I WANT TO CURL UP AND DIE' cramps, and a sore back, its not bad but uncomfortable to sleep and you get blood pouring out of your vajayjay, like a waterfall, like stand up, niagra falls, sneeze, niagra falls, breathe, niagra falls, talk, niagra falls and then your all angry depressed and sad and sometimes h0rny... That a good enough explanation?

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:28am UTC

Friends are like rainbows, they brighten your life after you've gone through a storm ♥

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:23am UTC

Nothing last forever,
So live it up
drink it down
Laugh it off
avoid the bullsh!it
Take chances
and never have regrets because at one point, everything you did was exactly you wanted. ♥ ♥ ♥
mq

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:11am UTC

A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss,
without some tongue,
so open your mouth,
close your eyes,
and give your tongue,
some excercise!
nmq

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:08am UTC

Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened.
-Dr Seuss-

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:13am UTC

I am 68% obsessed with my looks!
I own:
[x] hair straightener
[] curling iron
[] mousse
[x] hairspray
[x] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x]round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] I have dyed my hair
[] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 10
Eyes: I own
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[x] eye shimmer
[] contacts/glasses
[x] stunna shades
[x] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 7
Lips/Teeth: I own
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[x] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 6
Complexion/Overall Face: I own
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[x] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[] powder
[] cover up
[] blotting papers
TOTAL: 6
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[] filer
[]cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[]fake nails
[] nail scissors
[]special scissors to cut your nails (nail clippers)
TOTAL: 2
OVERALL TOTAL: 34
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

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wittyismysociallife
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 12:53pm UTC

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
mq

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