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capsized*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 11:02pm UTC

put my name in a circle ●,
dont put it in a heart ❤
circles go on forever ●,
but hearts can tear apart ❤

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:55am UTC

If you talk too much they'll make fun of you.
If you don't talk enough they'll make fun of you.
If you laugh too loud they'll make fun of you.
If you never laugh they'll make fun of you.
If you smile all the time they'll make fun of you.
If you never smile they'll make fun of you.
If you're too nice they'll make fun of you.
If you're too nasty they'll hate you--
but at least they won't make fun of you.
nmq

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FullOfRegrets
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July 28, 2012 8:20pm UTC

When Steve faves your quote
You know you've done a good job

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Olisbabe *
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July 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC

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countrygirl_17
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

I want a guy who will see me wearing
sweatpants, messy hair, and no
makeup and the first words out of his mouth are
"WOW YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
<3

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mialovesblue2
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Friend: What about you? What's your boyfriend like?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: My boyfriend is like my IPad
Friend: :O you have an IPad?!
Me: ..... no.....
True story

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Dear Girls,
You yell at guys for looking at your chest, but whenever a guy is shirtless, all you do is stare at our abs.?
Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"If a guy takes a girl for granted, he
deserves a slap -- with a bseball
bat."
-Louis Tomlinson
Format by Sandrasaurus

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taylornicole22
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July 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC

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Olivegurl
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:11am UTC

WHEN SHE WAS JUST A GIRL,
she expected the world.♥
format missanna

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justmyluck16
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

I'm tired of people
saying they care,
When they don't

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shortyac1357
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Don't mistake my silence for weakness.
No one plans a murder out loud.

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WhatIsLoveTheseDays
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Do you think about me
As much as I think about you?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittylilly
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

FAIRY TALES
{aren't just about finding handsome princes.}
They're about fulfilling your
DREAMS
&
standing up for what you
BELIEVE IN
~A Cinderella Story~

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