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Member Since: 18 Jan 2010 02:33pm

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:30pm UTC

I wish I'd done
everything on
earth with you.

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wittygirl2010
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June 3, 2013 10:56pm UTC

lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming
urge to run away

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Sticks and stones may break
my bones, but words will
leave psychological
wounds that never heal.
-Timmy's Dad
Fairly Odd Parents
**repost of my old quote

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 11:40am UTC

You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?
What's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?
What's the point in saying you love me like a friend?

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Want to know the worst feeling ever?
Feeling unwanted by the
person you want the most.

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wittygirl2010
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April 5, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Everyone wants the truth but
no one wants to be honest.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Awkward is my speciality.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:39pm UTC

They told me I was ugly
I believed them.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:05pm UTC

Merry Christmas Y'all! (:

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 10:14pm UTC

I'm like a radio,
I can't receive mixed signals that well.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

And what sucks the most is me thinking
you are different even though every
single f.ucking sign told me you were lying .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:29am UTC

That awkward moment
when you trust someone and they decide to screw it up .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:19am UTC

I question boys that
are too sweet . Is this a scam ? Or are you really different .
yeah you're probably gay or a really big liar .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:48am UTC

What is it that goes
up and goes down but
does not move?
Answer :
the temperature

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:43am UTC

There is one word in the
English Language that is
always pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?
Answer :
incorrectly

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:31am UTC

We are all time
travelers moving at
the speed of exactly 60
minutes per hour .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:27am UTC

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:17am UTC

Knowledge is knowing
a tomato is a fruit ;
Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 10:07am UTC

The early bird may
get the worm .
But the second mouse
gets the cheese .

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 8:49pm UTC

You've got me laughing
while I sing . You've got me smiling in my sleep .
You're not alone . I understand you .

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