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mayday
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:14pm UTC

YOU CALL THAT A KISS?
-H

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You never realize how offensive your music is
until your parents are in the car with you.

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Am I the only girl
who doesn't have a crush on their best guy friend?Jayciecutie01 format/ chimneythewerebear quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait, you're crying.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, and three decades. I've seen the Twin Towers fall, the first black president, a prince marry a commoner and Bin Laden killed.
I'm not even 20.
format by jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC

If history repeats itself,
I am so getting a dinosaur
nmf

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:26pm UTC

TeenagerPost#149
"Shall we go?" "Yeah." *nobody moves*
nmf.nmq.

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valroutledge
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Valentines day: The reason why so many people are born in november...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 9:30pm UTC

And i've always really wanted
a water bed. very much.
mq / nmf

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mayday
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 11:20am UTC

Things I'm good at:
Not answering texts.
Getting my hopes up.
Pushing people away.
Sleeping.
Messing with feelings.
Making people angry.
Making myself angry.
Being ant-social.
Eating.

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mayday
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 10:40pm UTC

He shouldn't need to take off your shirt,
to get a better view of your heart, darling.

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gimmesun123
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:43pm UTC

I reckon,
That some day, that 0.01% of germs that NOTHING can kill
are going to take over the world.
=/
♥ format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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marie1616
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC

They say that being
a virgin is like
being a unicorn ,
So who's a Unicorn?
♥
n m f

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JJ12
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Dear Dracula,
Remember that night a few years ago?
Well, you have a son,
His name is Edward.
Sincerely,
Tinkerbell

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MissXxcassyxX
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:34pm UTC

That Awkward moment when
You relaize your friends laugh
was funnier thant the joke you told.......

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:42pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
Forget keeping calm!
I'm gonna kill that B*tch!!

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abigaylemichele
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:43pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
According to the Oxford dictionary:
bootylicious;
sexually attractive.
♥

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JJ12
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:43pm UTC

I. LOVE. HOW. THE.
LITTLE. VOICE. INSIDE.
YOUR. HEAD. TAKES.
PAUSES.
format credit RaeIsAwesome

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Bregan
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller.
Format: twilightgirl995

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:55pm UTC

What I learned in school:
1. How to whisper
2. How to text without looking
3. How to look like I'm thinking
format by jimmy365

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