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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vampgirl101
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March 16, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Cleverbot: *sits down*.
User: *turns into socially awkward penguinn*.
Cleverbot: *turns into a werewolf dinosaur*.
User: *turns into unicorn farting rainbows* WEEEEH!!!:D.
Cleverbot: *turns into a magical vampire unicorn*.
User: *transforms magically into your mustache*.
Cleverbot: *walks up to you*.
User: Hey sexy!

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livilovesyouxo24
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March 16, 2012 7:15pm UTC

"15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance."
who else said it like on tv?

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twilightgirl995
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March 16, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Other Girls: I love it when guys hug me from behind, kiss me on the forhead, watch movies with me, cuddle with me, hold my hand, call me babe, and tell me they love me.
Me: I love it when guys acknowledge me existance.

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flyawaytoday
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March 16, 2012 1:17pm UTC

You are what you listen to ♥
format by neversaynever16

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missmissygirl90
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March 16, 2012 7:36pm UTC

&& who else remembers Jesse McCartney?
♥

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kylee_ericaa*
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March 16, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Call us beautiful, not hot. We are women, not a temperature.

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yourcool
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March 16, 2012 7:19pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea,
I just suck at fishing.

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yourcool
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March 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Cool Story Bro,
next time, take out the part where you started talking.

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Geekgirl16151
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March 16, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Summer
(noun)
The season where you never know what day it is.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:16pm UTC

When a
song comes on
and you instantly
think you're a drummer.

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SkinnyJeans1113
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March 16, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Jesus can walk on water.
Cucumbers are 96% water.
I can walk on cucumbers.
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
.....Your mind
Has just been blown.
not my quote but I saw it and thought it was funny

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fredandgeorgeforever
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March 16, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don't you know who i am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'm the principals daughter.
Boy: Do you know who i am?
Girl: No.
Boy: Good (walks away).

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BlueSkyBunny
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March 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC

That moment when
you're trapped in the corner of your shower
cause the cold water is running.

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lovesick101
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March 16, 2012 3:53pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
*cough cough* hoe
"Excuse me?"
"Oh i just had something stuck in my throat."
"You should know how that feels."

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