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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza and a delivery guy with dirty peepee underwear on your doorstep. congratulations.
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  2. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Worth Reading. :) ♥
    Nothing seemed to be going right. My parents were constantly fighting. My grades were dropping. Only two years left at this high school. It was a bad day at school and everyone was calling me names, pushing and shoving me around for no reason. I ran to the back hallway after 3rd hour. I burst in tears. Mascara was dying my whole face black. He saw me. The boy I’ve had a crush on since the 7th grade. The first time I saw him in English class; he sat next to me. We’ve called each other best friends ever since that day. In fact, I think that was the day I fell for him too. It is feels like a fairytale whenever I’m with him. He swept me off my feet and cradled me in his arms. He said “Everything is going to be okay. Trust me. Let’s go.” He ran, me still in his arms, out the back door to where his car was parked. He opened the passenger door with his open hand and released me. Inside, were three things : a box of sour patch kids -my favorite candy- , a bouquet of flowers, and a box. He said “Buckle up.” I did. I didn’t touch the items, assuming he had a plan. We talked and laughed for what seemed like hours and we drove past the city, probably into another state. I didn’t care where we were going, I just knew that know I would be happy. Finally. He stopped the car at a path blossoming with flowers. He got out and took the box with him. I got out of the car as well. He put his hands over my eyes. He whispered something in my ear that I couldn’t understand. I giggled anyway. I kept my eyes closed as he kneeled down on the ground after he released his warm hands from my eyelids. “Open,” he said. I did. I was shocked. Inside that little gray box was a ring. A gorgeous ring. “You know that money from my job at the café that I never told what I spent all of it on? The girl I always tell you about? Why we hang out til midnight and then I go home and study for hours instead of doing my homework with you? Why I dress nice every day and do my hair nice as well? I do it for you. My bestfriend. My love. My life. My everything. You. I know we’re young, and I was going to wait, but now just seems like the perfect time. Will you marry me?”
    “ Yes,” I said with a smile knowing that my life was finally going right for once. So what if we’re young? I love him and he loves me. One day we’ll have beautiful children and grow old together. I know it . Who am I kidding? Today, at school I dropped my pencil, and smiled and asked my crush to pick it up and he said “Get it yourself, lazy. Back off.” Then his girlfriend gave me a dirty look from across the room. I bent over to grab my pencil and he shoved me at the ground and everyone laughed and started cheering him on. Well, now I’ve officially decided that tomorrow I am going to adopt a litter of kittens and forgot about guys and just keep writing stupid things like this on my Microsoft Word.

  3. roadrunner23 roadrunner23
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:53am UTC
    Your opinion of me doesn't define who I am.

  4. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    The FUN Song;
    'F' is for Fuccking all of the guys,
    'U' is for Ur a whoooore,
    'N' is for Never having any self respect...
    Please close your legs, they're not a dooooor!
    One of my friends wrote this.. lol

  5. linabinabae linabinabae
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Bridge to Terabithia Quote #4
    "A girl that can stand up to a giant troll, is afraid of Janness Avery?"
    -Jesse

  6. NewBeginning NewBeginning
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    I stopped wishing for him on 11:11
    and I started wishing for true friends.

  8. give_me_h0pe give_me_h0pe
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    jayciecutie01's format
    always remember;
    when you're looking at someone and thinking, "wow, she's flawless." there is always another girl saying that about
    you.

  9. singer43 singer43
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Give thanks today
    for those who did you wrong.
    They unknowingly made you strong.

  10. stephnb17 stephnb17
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    For there was never a story with
    more woe,
    then that of Juliet,
    and her Romeo.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. trinityy_xoxox trinityy_xoxox
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
    me: what do you do if you like a boy?
    cousin: you tell him.
    me: what if he doesn't like you back?
    cousin: you kill him.
    not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

  13. Disconnected Disconnected
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    :¨·.·¨:
    `·.·´
    AND SHE TELLS HERSELF; \
    to just |
    let go... /

  14. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:14am UTC
    i wonder what
    the person im going to marry
    is doing right now...? ♥

  15. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Geek to Glamorous
    Introduction
    Okay, let’s face it. I am a nerd and I will always be a nerd. No one is knocking people over to walk with me in the hallway. No one is begging to sit at my lunch table. Oh, and the last party I went to was the birthday party I had when I was five. I have come to the conclusion that I am a geek, but that is all right. Now let me introduce you to Adams High School. To the naked eye it seems like another school, but there is more to it than that. The principal isn’t in charge, that would be Hannah Glitzen. She is the most popular girl in school with her long locks of brown hair and dark brown eyes. She is only a sophomore like me, but she is running the whole school. I can’t even tell you how many times I have gotten run over in the hallway by people trying to walk with her. She is in lunch with me and I always see her table filled with the hottest guys begging to carry her tray. I would sit at lunch every day with my best friend Betsy. She always would go into a daze and imagine what it would be like to be popular. I didn’t understand why she would want to be popular. Actually, I don’t even understand popularity in the first place. Honestly, who cares? Most of the popular people are the one who don’t have a life after high school. Why would I want to be like that? I am just trying to get through high school with my geeky self. That is just the way it is, but there always is room for change.

  16. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I'm not looking at my notifications until I reach fifty. Then I can sign into witty and feel loved<3

  17. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I would rather be a "uncool" rather than fake

  18. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Forget the risk and take the fall. If it is meant to be, then it is worth it all.

  19. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Now I can like my quotes without people knowing (;

  20. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Okay, I have a confession. I am someone. I am the one with the really cool format and all the top quotes.

:)

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