Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

wishingonastar

  1. maddisonRAWR maddisonRAWR
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because he's a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher Stark 22, Kristopher Gould 25, David Fahey 23 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor them by liking this
    -nmf -nmq

  2. elizabethh0007 elizabethh0007
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Don't even try to pretend
    that you care about the scars on my wrist
    :(


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. KayyMillsXo KayyMillsXo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    I Tried To Send You Something Sexy....
    But The Mailman Told Me
    To Get Out Of The MailBox
    Maybe Next Year!


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. wishingonastar wishingonastar
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Hate is a battle, that love can conquer. <3
    --Me

  8. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    The reason teenagers love to sleep is because
    everyones dreams are better than
    Reality.

  9. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Love_is_forever_x33 Love_is_forever_x33
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Dear Edward Cullen,
    You stay young forever, and
    sneak into the rooms of young girls
    How original..
    Regards,
    Peter Pan


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. bananax17 bananax17
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hangover Quote #1
    Alan: I was so upset when my grandpa died.
    Phil: How'd he die?
    Alan: World War II.
    Phil: He died in battle?
    Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, but it was during
    World Ward II.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. bananax17 bananax17
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. xapbx6 xapbx6
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    im a girl, i..
    check my phone for no reason, because i know nobody texted me.
    i will go slightly out of my way, to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    i will always hear my name, when its not being called.
    i hate hearing my voice, in recordings.
    i use the word "thingy", when i can't remember what something is called.
    i say the entire alphabet, because i can't remember what letter comes next.
    i straighten the same piece of hair over and over again, even tho it is already strait.
    i sit there in my towel after a shower, cause I'm to lazy to dry myself off.
    i look away, when the teacher is calling on people.
    i think of something funny from a long time ago, and start laughing in dead silence.
    and I'm to scared to go bathroom by myself, after a scary movie.
    <3
    am i the only one ?
    layout {c} goes to CMPSunday.[:

  16. blob52 blob52
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    i love chickens
    my sister has a pet chicken
    my crush was at my house, and he picked it up.
    the chicken pooped on him
    so he had to take his shirt off <3

  17. aliyahsummer aliyahsummer
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Today, my mom and I were sitting in the car waiting for my sister to get out of school. We wait down the road so we don't have to deal with all the bus traffic and my sister can just walk to meet us. It's in a neighbor hood and we were sitting on the curb (in the car) across from a few houses. This adorable little bot walks over to his mailbox, opens it, gets the mail out, and then, get ready, he ninja-kicks it closed. Yup[, ninja kick. I screamed out "DID YOU SEE THAT??!!! HE JUST NINJA KICKED THAT CLOSE!! HE'S A NINJA!! A NINJA!!" And he thought no one was watching...

  18. wittyfreak136 wittyfreak136
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    going on cam and

    it freezes awkwardly


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles