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missJoxoxo
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 3:46pm UTC

today,
I took my friend's phone and changed my contact name to mom. Then texted her:
I read you diary. You are grounded and I'm coming to pick you up right now.
She started flipping out and got really scared. BEST PRANK EVER.
~♥~
not my format:x

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BOBBYPIN
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:34am UTC

The main thing school teaches you...
How to text without getting caught. (:

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xoxlilsab9xox
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 12:46pm UTC

I Couldn't Help But Notice
that awesome ends with 'me'
and ugly starts with
'u'

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BOBBYPIN
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:24am UTC

When I was younger
I remember seeing two drops
of rain rolling down the window
and pretending it was a race. ♥

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Charchar418
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 12:34pm UTC

99% of guys are hot, The Other 1% are in my school.
border credit; formatte`

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jessashton
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 1:47pm UTC

my mother erks me.
i am 14 years old. & i was sitting in the car for 1 hour waiting for my mom to come out of Wegmans. when she finally got in the car, she looked over at me & said;
"i'm so sorry it took so long, i was gonna call you & tell you to come into the store... but then i realized oh wait... SO THEN i was gonna text you & tell you to come in but then i though, oh wait..."
the reason she couldn't do any of that is because i don't have a phone. she said that if i could at least get a top quote on "this stupid website" then she will get me one.
please favorite! (:

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 14, 2010 3:11pm UTC

Hi, i'm a boy.
i'm a professional heartbreaker.
But, let's forget about that for a second,
while i lure you in with lies about how
i'm never going to hurt you & about
how you mean a lot to me.
Sounds good right?
Yeah, not for long.

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EverlastingMoments
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 4:26pm UTC

Sitting there awkwardly while
your friend gets
yelled at by their
parents. ♥

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 5:58pm UTC

Dude go as slow as possible
so I don't have to
do my presentation . .

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 5:48pm UTC

When I Walk Past A Smoker I Cough Really Loudly And
Hope They Get The Message.

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anjcrazii101
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 12:00pm UTC

dont ever break a pinky promise.
cuz that stuff is freakin LEGIT.

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hello_beautifulxD
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:04pm UTC

Is it just me or does
shaped mac n cheese
taste wayyy better than
regular mac n cheese?

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xOxLoveoXo
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:16pm UTC

Mom Quote #24
while im out, lock the doors.
Oh, the hobos arn't aloud to come in today?

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xsmilexandxloveex
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

the frustration
♥ when you sharpen your pencil
...you sit back down
then it breaks ___//
» again «

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xemilyxroxx12
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 12:11pm UTC

Saying:
"OMG! We sooo need to hang out this summer!'"
...and having it never happen
happens to me all the timeee
faveee if this happens to youu!
clickk the organn?

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KTMG_Eminem
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC

I fear the dayFacebook
decides to inform users
of who has viewed
their profile . . .
and how many times.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:33pm UTC

Today I Went School Shopping At Staples
I convinced my mom to buy me the easy button
so now whenever I walk by a s l u t in the halls
[I can just press my new red button and it will say]
" t h a t w a s e a s y "

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kiwi145623
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 6:02pm UTC

Summer♥
uggs --> flipflops
hoodies --> tank tops
teachers --> friends
him --> them
school --> pool
thats what summers about.

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x0haleyx01
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 9:03pm UTC

♥ if you love:
being texted first.

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Michy_x
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 6:08pm UTC

Saying "Cool" When
you don't really care. ♥

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