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jessashton

1. jessashton
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 4:44pm UTC
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   so today i changed my name on my
   dads phone to
   "God"
   so when he swore i texted
   him saying
   "I HEARD THAT!!"
   ... the look on this face ... Priceless♥
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   nmg/nmf
   
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2. jessashton
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 4:06pm UTC
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   so today i changed my name on my
   dads phone to
   "God"
   so when he swore i texted
   him saying
   "I HEARD THAT!!"
   ... the look on this face ... Priceless♥
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   nmg/nmf
   
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3. jessashton
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   loving you was easy
   loosing you was hard.
   loving you is still easy
   but
   knowing you are no longer mine
   Is the hardest of them all.
   nmf nmq
   
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4. jessashton
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   ♥♥
   There is a huge difference
   between getting over something
   & just getting through it.
   nmf
   ♥♥
   
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5. jessashton
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 8:39pm UTC
   hating the girl.
   t h a t h e f l i r t s w i t h .
   
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6. jessashton
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 8:35pm UTC
   It's hard
   to wait around for something you know might never happen;
   but it's even harder to give up when you know it's everything you
   WANT.
   
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7. jessashton
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 10:30pm UTC
   COOL STORY BRO
   tell it again sometime...
   maybe at walmart or even staples if you get REAL lucky.
   nmf
   
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8. jessashton
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 1:45pm UTC
   Truth or Dare?
   Dare!
   I dare you to love me.
   That's not a dare! That's the
   Truth!
   
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9. jessashton
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 1:31pm UTC
   EVERYTHING IS FUNNIER
   when you aren't supposed to laugh.
   ♥
   
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10. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD
    Run/Walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.
    
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11. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    Spongebob is absorbant.
    He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
    Conclusion,
    Spongebob is a tampon.
    NMF.NMQ
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.
    
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12. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    When i was little
    i connected markers together
    to make a sword.
    [ ♥ ]
    
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13. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    No Microwave,
    Bad Microwave...
    I want the FOOD heated,
    NOT just the PLATE!
    
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14. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    everyone has
    that secret crush that none of their friends know about. ;) ♥
    
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15. jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    you have a GREAT quote with 10 faves
    someone jocks it & gets 1000 faves...
    Kill. Me. Now. -_-
    
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16. jessashton
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you see that Selena Gomez writes a song about not wanting to “be anybody else” when she stars in a Monte Carlo…
    which is about being someone else…
    
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17. jessashton
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    Dear Shampoo
    commercials...
    Nobody's hair looks THAT good after you wash it .
    sincerely,
    viewers with common sense.
    
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18. jessashton
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    those adorable
    conversations with him… ♥
    
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19. jessashton
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    Dude, she just called you asian. . .
    Oh helll no ! H o l d my r i c e!
    ♥nmq
    
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20. jessashton
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    so, i like this boy…
    Boy: why are so god damn cute?:)
    Me: you see…. My mom & my dad… ;) haha, i guess i was blessed. Now what’s your excuse?
    Boy: i was born to bag every girl in the world…
    Me: …. Good luck with that.
    Boy: and ill start with you ;)
    ♥
    
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