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  1. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Shrek is the best fairytale,
    he teaches you that no one needs to perfect
    to have a happily ever after.

  2. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    When I was 9,
    I had 72 Webkinz , not guys ..

  3. silently-dreaming* silently-dreaming*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    True Story:
    Me: *listening to What Makes You Beautiful Acoustic Version*
    Me: *sings along*
    Brother: YOU DON'TTT KNOOOWWW-OHH-OHHH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFULLL-UH-ULLL AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFULLLLL! YEAH!
    Me:
    Brother:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Brother: Thanks Rach, I love that song and now it's stuck in my head
    Dad: Oh man.
    Me: SUCCESS! FINALLY. It only took forever.
    Brother: Dad, can we get One Direction concert tickets?
    Dad: *Walks away totally freaked out*

  4. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Have you ever just sat there
    and realized how weird you are?

  5. isabel* isabel*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    && In my
    e n t i r e witty
    [[experience]] I've l.e.a.r.n.e.d.
    that q u o t e s only get [(Favorites)]
    ---->when they
    (Look Like)
    [[This]]

  6. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Silly phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.

  7. gingerlicious gingerlicious
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Stan: What's your idea of a perfect date?
    Cheryl: April 25, because its not to hot, and not to cold, all you need is a light jacket!
    -Miss Congeniality

  8. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    That amazing feeling
    when you fall asleep on a long car ride,
    and when you wake up,
    you realize
    you're almost there.

  9. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    heartbreak (n.)
    /ˈhärtˌbrāk/
    the period of time when the amount of calories in any given item of food no longer matters.

  10. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    I do need make up
    to cover up,
    because society
    taught me
    that who I am,
    isn't enough.

  11. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    That instant hate
    for someone that takes credit f o r y o u r i d e a .

  12. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    my diet
    always seems
    to start tomorrow.

  13. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #2 ]
    pretended to be a mermaid while swimming in a pool
    should I continue?

  14. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #4 ]
    climbed up the stairs on all fours and felt like a monkey
    should I continue?

  15. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #5 ]
    recieved a text message and thought, "What? I have friends?!"
    should I continue?

  16. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #6 ]
    sang through the entire alphabet because you didn't know what letter came next
    should I continue?

  17. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #7 ]
    pushed on a door that said "pull"
    should I continue?

  18. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    [ Things we've all done #8 ]
    watched yourself on the little video monitor as you walked into a store
    should I continue?

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:01am UTC
    the next time you're in an empty room,
    say, "I know you're listening. The game's up."
    >>>> either you just talked to yourself,
    or you just freaked out a secret organization.

  20. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like five times.

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