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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes
    Me: *places sock on counter*
    My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
    Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
    My mom: wait what?
    Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
    Me: *runs to room*
    nmq

  3. 99may1 99may1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Eleven years ago,
    my daddy was walking to work. He used to work in the twin towers
    and would walk from the subway to his office.
    He had just gotten a pair of new shoes and they were giving him blisters.
    So, he stopped in Starbucks and ordered a tall, dark coffee
    He found a seat in the corner of the Starbucks and took off his shoes.
    He slowly sippe his coffee, while rubbing his feet.
    Suddenly, a message started planning on the TV in the corner.
    it showed the building where he worked, but it was in flames.
    The reporter started to tell all about how the planes had hit the building.
    It sunk in, and my daddy called my mom, letting her know he was ok.
    Something saved my father that day,
    maybe it was his shoes,
    but i believe it was God. He saved my daddy so that he could still be a part of my life and so he can walk me up the isle.
    So thank you, God.
    I love you, Daddy.

  4. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    It scares me to think,
    that there are eleven, twelve, thirteen year olds contemplating suicide or going through depression. When I was their age, I didn't even know those things. When I was eleven, I didn't think about suicide, at twelve I couldn't fathom why someone would cut themselves on purpose, and at thirteen I couldn't even think about ways to attempt suicide. It shows just how much this generation has matured and developped (in the wrong ways, sometimes) and the pressure of society and people to push young children at this age. I'm in no way judging them, but it worries me. I have a ten-year old sister, so of course I'm afraid she might feel this way in a few years. Only in the past year, have I been emotionally drained, but at fourteen, adults 'expect' that from teenagers and high school. I thought elementary and middle school was a joyful time, but some students feel a loath towards school.
    I'm just a little worried.
    do you guys agree? this is all my opinion, but I'd love to hear yours.

  5. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:36am UTC
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  6. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Goes to Hollywood
    Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage
    Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
    Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
    Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!

  7. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    seniors: i hate freshman
    juniors: i hate freshman
    sophomores: i hate freshmen
    freshman: i hate freshman

  8. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    When a girl cries,
    it's not just over one thing.
    It's a build-up of anger and tears they have been holding in for so long. They try to put a smile on everyday so no one will see the pain they are really feeling.
    & sometimes, the happiest girls...
    are the ones breaking down inside.

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy,
    “What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday?”
    The Father Replied,
    “There Is Much Time Left.”
    When The Girl Was 14...
    She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital.
    The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad
    She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Going to Die…
    When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed
    She Said
    “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?”
    The Father Replied;
    “No... You Will Live”
    As He Left Weeping.
    She Said
    “How Can You Be Sure?”
    He Turned Around From The Door Smiling And Said
    “I Know.”
    She Turned 15 When She Was Recovering And
    Went Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed.
    It Said ;
    “My Dearest Daughter,
    If You Are Reading This It Means
    All Went Well As I Told You.
    One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
    I Didn’t Know Then But
    Now My Present
    To You Is
    MY HEART."

    He had donated his heart to his daughter.
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Tell Your Father How Much You Love Them,
    Our Parents Will Not Always Be Here.
    i love my daddy(: <33333
    Her Father Donated His Heart … ! ‘BLESSED INDEED IS THE MAN WHO HEARS MANY GENTLE VOICES CALL HIM FATHER’

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:25am UTC
    Apperantly harry is afraid to
    get a girlfriend cause he doesn't
    want her to get hurt by the fans

    (format credit to OneDirection)

  11. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Inside A Guy's Mind
    #2
    We Like It When You Can Make Funny Faces For The Camera Without Worrying About Looking Silly or Bad.
    Psst, Hey You! Yeah You! Do You Think I Should I Do A Series?(:
    Format Credit: WITTYWITCH
    (Seriously, Check Out Her Formats)

  12. rhiflares rhiflares
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:07am UTC
    Soft kitty, warm kitty
    Little ball of furr
    Lazy kitty, pretty kitty
    purr, purr, purr
    :~)

  13. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Inside A Guy's Mind
    #1
    A Guy's First Impression of A Girl Isn't "Nice A/ss" or "Boobs".
    The First Impression Is Her Eyes, Smile, and Confidence.
    Psst, Hey You! Yeah You! Do You Think I Should I Do A Series?(:
    (C) WITTYWITCH


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
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    June 29, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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  17. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
    Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

  18. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    The blood dripped down the little girl's legs
    as she screamed and pleaded the man to stop.
    He didn't lisen.
    He raised from her limp body as he heard
    a noise from behind him, it was her father.
    No one said a word as he pulled the trigger.
    Her father is pending jail.
    I am one of many in the streets
    screaming for him to be set free.
    He may have killed another human
    being, but he saved his daughter's life.
    Are you with me?
    True story. Spreading awareness.

  19. ItsBrittney ItsBrittney
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    I'm tempted to write a story that I haven't talked about.
    A Gay/Lesbian love story?
    Who'd read it?

  20. TheSunWillRise TheSunWillRise
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    this one is for the girls who
    have never had a broken heart

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