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  1. Neversaynever1997 Neversaynever1997
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Is it just me,
    or does anyone else think The Script is like a Taylor Swift , but for guys?

  2. babbbby123 babbbby123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    seriously, stop jokin on Amy Winehouse, have some respect she JUST died! yeah, we all knew she was a druggie and stuff, but its still rude.
    Rest in Peace Amy Winehouse.

  3. hope* hope*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Gotta Love
    Spongebob...♥
    Squidward : Patrick? Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustraphobic.
    Patrick : What does that mean?
    Spongebob : It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
    Patrick : HO HO HO!!!
    Spongebob : STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

  4. feeling_so_invisible feeling_so_invisible
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Today my mom found out that I'm bisexual.
    She said that homosexuality is wrong.
    Please click the heart to prove her wrong.
    ♥ LGBT ♥

  5. Flmw Flmw
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    July 22, 2011 3:42pm UTC
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  6. iloveyou200 iloveyou200
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    vicctorriaaax
    That Awkward Moment,
    When you finish a super hard math problem, and
    the answer isn't even one of the choices...

    -nmq

  7. MegannBieberr MegannBieberr
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    I have to sleepwith a blanket, no matter how hot it is..♥

  8. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Dear Fridge, I will be back in 15 minutes
    please go shopping
    sincerely, hungry.
    -----------♥-----------
    n m f .

  9. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Well, I'm off to Club bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow
    and Mc Blanky.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    If a camera lens is a circle,
    then why
    are pictures square?


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  12. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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  13. divafevame divafevame
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasnt that drunk."
    "bro, you were hugging a hobo with a long white beard yelling
    'DUMBLEDORE! YOUR BACK!'"

  14. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Switching To Another Tab
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS COME IN
    & you're like,
    'Hey mom, just chillin' on Google.'
    -nmq

  15. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    July 21, 2011 8:05pm UTC
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  16. irollup irollup
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    July 21, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk."
    "Dude, you were telling your sister you & her would make a
    >>great couple <<
    someday."

  17. numbah13 numbah13
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    July 21, 2011 8:10pm UTC
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  19. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Drake and josh quote #7:
    Helen: do you have a job?
    Josh: No.
    Helen: Are you, uh, alright in the head?
    Josh: I think so.
    Helen: Congratulations you're hired!
    Josh: What?!
    Helen: Get to work!

  20. Jewel Jewel
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    July 21, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Drake and josh quote #10:
    Josh: I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris!
    Drake: They eat snails. The people smell bad. Seriously you don't want to go there.

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