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  1. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 11:40pm UTC
    I'm rocking out tonight
    Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
    I'm a live my whole life
    In the night
    Cause I aint got time to borrow

  2. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    The bright side of forgetting to put on make up:
    you can rub your eyes whenever you want. (:

  3. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 12:22am UTC
    'Can i have a coke?'
    'Is pepsi okay?'
    'Yeah, if you dont mind be payed in monopoly money.'
    Facebookk quote.

  4. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:23am UTC
    Gelato shop boss: 'I dont know about that hair, you might have to cut it.'
    Pauly D: 'He thinks my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. My hair aint moving my dude, 150 miles per hour on the highway on a speedbike and it doesnt move. What makes you think its gonna move in a gelato shop.'
    Jersey shore. Haha.

  5. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:20am UTC
    Phone rings*
    Person: 'Is Angelina there?'
    Snookie: No she's dead.
    Hahaha. Gotta love jersey shore.

  6. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:18am UTC
    I dont know about anyone else,
    but dont you think its funny how no matter how old you get giving your friend a dorky makeover is still fun?

  7. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    JackandJillwentupthehill
    to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his
    fly and said " Jill, do you wanna ? " Jill said " Yes! '' ,
    Unzipped her dress and they did the hankie pankie.
    STUPID JILL forgot the pill! & out come little
    FRANKIE!
    ^ this never fails to make me laugh.
    credit to whoever. <3

  8. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    So i spent today, just thinking of ways that i could make that smile shine.
    :)
    . .. .

  9. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    So i've been thinking that, maybe baby.
    I've been going a little crazy lately, yeah whatcha gonna do.

  10. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    Would a lion cheat?
    No, but a Tiger Wood.

  11. whateverx013 whateverx013
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    I've had you so many times,
    but somehow i want more.

:)

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