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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:19am UTC

Everyone, everyone, deserves someone in their life
to make them look forward to tomorrow,
to give them a reason to live,
to smile,
to be happy.
I'm a very strong believer in this.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:21am UTC

the difference
between promises & memories
IS THAT WE BREAK PROMISES
-----------------------------------------------AND MEMORIES BREAK US.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 11:10pm UTC

We all need
Saving sometimes

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gab*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:48pm UTC

guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:16pm UTC

I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:23am UTC

People wait all week
for Friday,
all year
for summer
and all life
for happiness a unicorn
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 11:12am UTC

Just because you have a low self esteem
Doesn't mean you have to bully others
To make yourself feel better

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:02pm UTC

My mentality while doing doing homework
"Well, I did one problem so I deserve 3 hours of internet time"

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^_^*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC

I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC

Loving you is
the sweetest
form of
suicide.
(DS)

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:04pm UTC

Witty, 10 years from now:
(The last two Wittians known to mankind)
Wittian #1: So...
Wittian #2: So.?
Wittian #1: Catz?
Wittian #2: Cats.
This can be prevented.
Tell your friends about Witty
Let it be known to your peers that a website so great does exist.
A website in which you meet fantastic people from all over the world
A website that builds everlasting friendships.
A website where people wont judge you based on how you look or the things you like.
Tell them that Witty is a website that is more than a website to a lot of people
Witty is a place where people go to bring relief from their daily lives
A place where there is always someone to relate,
Someone to make you smile
And someone to help you.
Witty is a fantastic website and I am almost 100% positive no one regrets making an account
Please, don't let such a brilliant thing die.
If not for me or yourselves, do it for Steve.
Steve worked hard to make this website come to life
He has saved many people with this site
He has affected many lives.
Please, don't let all his work go to waste.
REMEMBER: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WITTY ANNIHILATION.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 10:08am UTC

Most teenage girls have their desktop picture
As a hot celebrity
But
Mine is a picture of noodles
Show's what type of girl I am

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 10:02pm UTC

You said you love me
to the moon,
and back;
but along the way,
you got distracted
by a prettier star.
(DS)

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dreamer*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC

What if we all looked the way we wanted?
Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
Or would we just find new things to hate?

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Sleeping is the only time
to feel real freedom..
There's no rules
in dreaming.

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Minecraft_steve
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:56pm UTC

So i wrote her a poem
i didnt write down the last line down
i wrote underneath if she wanted to know what it was to ask me what it was
she never did, i was expecting it all day
what was the last line you ask? Heres what it was
will you go out with me this saturday?

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:19pm UTC

“Well our hair is great,"
"Our hair is better than most people’s hair. My hair is better than anyone’s. That’s the only reason we started the band. ‘Cuz like I can’t sing at all but their all like, "Look at his hair look at his hair!". "Look but don’t touch." I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but don’t touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.“ –Oliver Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon

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SimpleGirl
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:42pm UTC

I'm bored, I don't know what to do... hey! Can l spend time with you?

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:44pm UTC

Dad: Hey whatcha up to?
Me: UGGGH what is it?
Dad: What's wrong honey?
Me: You breathed in my direction.
Dad: ... Fair enough *goes away*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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