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weezyweee
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February 14, 2011 12:19pm UTC

Being single on Valentine's Day is like being Jewish on Christmas...

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weezyweee
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September 22, 2009 12:15am UTC

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weezyweee
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September 22, 2009 12:08am UTC

(215): i just got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section..
TFLN:)
(texts from last night)

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weezyweee
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September 22, 2009 12:01am UTC

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests.
TFLN;)
(texts from last night)

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weezyweee
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September 21, 2009 11:57pm UTC

On the first day of school this year,
my class was playing two truths and a lie.
One kid said,
"My favorite color is blue."
"I have a cat."
"I'm batman."
He doesn't have a cat.
MLIA(wesome).

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weezyweee
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September 21, 2009 11:51pm UTC

Today, I received a letter inviting me to participate
in my state's Miss USA or Miss Teen USA pageant.
I would audition, but the fact that I'm a full grown
man could ruin my chances of being crowned. MLIA

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weezyweee
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September 21, 2009 11:45pm UTC

Today, I took my grandma to the store.
She comes out of the store, gets in
the car next to mine, puts her seatbelt
on and starts talking to the lady in the
driver's seat. I figured I'd let the lady tell her.
MLIA..?

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weezyweee
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September 21, 2009 11:39pm UTC

Today, the hallways at school were extremely
crowded so, being clever, I walked behind an
extremely tall kid through the halls. Not only
did I get to class 5 times faster, when I got to
my class the guy turned around and said, "Just
stick with me and you'll never be tardy again."
I now have permission to walk behind him
every day for the rest of the year. MLIA
;)

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weezyweee
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June 11, 2009 5:42pm UTC

&& i guess she's alright..
if [ perfection ] is what you like

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weezyweee
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June 11, 2009 5:19pm UTC

As a matter of fact;
I do plan to forgive & forget
Forgive how stupid I was and forget you

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weezyweee
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June 11, 2009 5:16pm UTC

"The only reason i am standing here today is because somebody, somewhere, stood up when it was risky. Stood up when it was hard. Stood up when it wasn't popular, and because that somebody stood up.. a few more stood up. And then a few thousand stood up. And then a few million stood up. And standing up with courage and clear purpose may somehow manage to change the world." - President Obama

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weezyweee
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June 10, 2009 9:29pm UTC

All this time I was wasting
Hoping you would come around
I've been giving out chances every time
And all you do is let me down
And its taken me this long baby
But I figured you out
-T. Swift
<3

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weezyweee
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May 23, 2009 10:37pm UTC

Pickup Lines.. Girls- What to say back!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Man: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Woman: Stop
Man: Your body is like a temple
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine
Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Woman: Yes, but this time don't stop
Man: I think you're the best looking girl in here
Woman: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?
Man: You look like a dream
Woman: Go back to sleep

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weezyweee
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May 23, 2009 10:17pm UTC

He gave her ten roses;
and said if you hold these up to the mirror,
you will see eleven of the most beautiful things in the world

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weezyweee
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May 8, 2009 12:21am UTC

&& when its convenient
[[she has a good time]]
&& when its convenient
[[she sits at home crying]]
&& when its convenient
[[she follows her heart]]
&& when its convenient
[[she breaks down & falls apart]]
&& when its convenient
[[she partys hard & makes a scene]]
&& when its convenient
[[hopelessly wishes on her dreams]]

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weezyweee
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May 2, 2009 10:51pm UTC

dont play games
[ with a girl who can play better ]

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weezyweee
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April 25, 2009 2:31pm UTC

I am strong because I am weak
I am beautiful because I know my flaws
I am a lover because I am a fighter
I am fearless because I have been afraid
I am wise because I have been foolish
and
I can laugh because I've known sadness

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weezyweee
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April 19, 2009 8:51pm UTC

&& stop telling me what i wanna hear
"You're too good for him"
"He doesn't deserve you"
"You can do so much better"
I already know the truth
I just wish I knew how to face it.
</3

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weezyweee
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March 1, 2009 11:29am UTC

Friends-*
Gods way of apologizing to us for our families
:p

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weezyweee
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February 27, 2009 9:40pm UTC

Love*
isn't finding someone you can live with...
its finding someone you can't live without

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