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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    "Don't try to be anyone else because that's what makes you not swaggy."
    - an actual quote from Justin Bieber

  2. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I saw this on tumblr and melted into a puddle of cuteness, so excuse my sappiness.
    "How do you get a boy to like you when there's always someone better. Like why would anyone pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips?... I am literally a raisin."
    "There's gonna be that one person out there who doesn't like chocolate chips more than raisins, or is allergic to chocolate. And they're gonna see that one raisin and think, 'Thank god for that raisin.'"


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  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
    When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
    They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
    They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
    They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
    "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
    "This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
    When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
    but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
    then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
    And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
    Those children all flew into the arms of their King
    And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
    one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
    And as if He could read all the question's he had
    He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
    The He looked down on earth, the world far below
    He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
    Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
    "Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
    "May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
    "I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
    Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
    "Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
    Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
    All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
    And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
    "In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

  5. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
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  6. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
    me into a warehouse.
    I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    one child even tried
    to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Yes I'm smiling.
    But you're not the reason anymore.

  9. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    me: *burps loudly*
    guy friend: whoa, lexy, was that you?
    me: um, yeah?...
    guy friend: sexy.

  10. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    What I think when my parents use my computer:
    What in the world are you doing?
    Why would you use Internet Explorer?
    You type so slow let me type that
    You spelled it wrong
    Caps lock is on
    Why would you click the zwinky Ad. OhMyGoodness
    Scroll down, hurry up
    You don’t need to double click that
    Just get out of the chair and let me do it


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  12. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    i just wish
    he could come to his senses and realize how much i care about him.

  13. TheCastawayWolf TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Me reading quotes
    Me: La de da....
    Me:
    Me: -accidentally clicks fave button-
    Me: No-no-NO!
    Me: NOOOO. CRAP I DIDN'T WANT TO FAVE THAT.
    Me: IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD.
    Me: IM SUCH A FRICKING IDIOT.
    Me: ......
    Me: ...........
    Me: Oh well. Merry Christmas.
    Me: -scrolls off into the sunset-


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  15. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Them: you should take anger management classes.
    Me: you should take shut the hell up classes.

  16. LilyLunaPotter LilyLunaPotter
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Hold on,
    to me as we go.

  17. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 1:01pm UTC
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  18. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:13pm UTC
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  19. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    I love the word 'Read'.
    That word gives grammar Nazis everywhere seizures. They look at it and can't make up their minds over whether the one who typed it meant it in a past tense or a future tense. It drives them nuts I tell ya.

  20. boobear4 boobear4
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Society, what have you done?

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