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TheCastawayWolf

1. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 9:03pm UTC
   *Phone on vibrate*
   -New text-
   Me: Ooh, I'm getting a text massage!
   
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2. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC
   Today in the car:
   Me: -flpping through radio stations-
   Radio: "As long as you love me-"
   Me: -changes quickly-
   Mom: OMG! THE BIEBs! Go back!
   Me: ....
   Me: .......
   Me: Mum.. Is there something you need to tell me?
   True story. Nothing against Justin Bieber.
   
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3. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Not a creature was stirring,
   just the click of my mouse.
   nmq
   
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4. TheCastawayWolf
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   December 16, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   The Weather Channel: 0.0000000001 inches of snow expected.
   Me: Asdfghjkl, no school tomorrow!
   
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5. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 11:20pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment..
   When you're a few seconds late to class and are forced to walk through the hallway of happy couples saying goodbye like its the end of the world.
   
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6. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   Recently my mom got a new iPad, and I borrowed it to go on Witty.
   Me: -upstairs, hears my mom laughing hysterically so I go down-
   Me: Mom, what's so funny?
   Mom: Sorry.
   Me: For what?
   Mom: You left Witty open...
   Me: O.O
   So, Witty.. I guess my mom approves.
   
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7. TheCastawayWolf
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   December 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   Me: Ugh, I'm so tired.
   Friend: When did you get up?
   Me: 5:00
   Friend: Yeah? Well I got up at 4:00.
   Me: ....
   Me: .........
   Me: Sorry to hear that, but that does not change the fact that I am tired.
   I hate when people do that.
   
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8. TheCastawayWolf
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   December 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Me reading quotes
   Me: La de da....
   Me:
   Me: -accidentally clicks fave button-
   Me: No-no-NO!
   Me: NOOOO. CRAP I DIDN'T WANT TO FAVE THAT.
   Me: IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD.
   Me: IM SUCH A FRICKING IDIOT.
   Me: ......
   Me: ...........
   Me: Oh well. Merry Christmas.
   Me: -scrolls off into the sunset-
   
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9. TheCastawayWolf
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   Don't lie.
   No matter how old you are, the second you see presents under the Christmas tree, you look for your name on those suckers.
   
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10. TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Dear Dogs,
    Yes, I am on my period. Now could you kindly remove your nose from my crotch?
    Sincerely,
    Is it that obvious?
    
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11. TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    So, today on the bus, as we passed another bus, there was a boy in the window
    Who was flipping everybody off
    The kids up front were howling with laughter. The boy was probably a 5th grader. What is this world coming to?
    format by fadesandformats:)
    
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12. TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    when I'm in pain, physical or emotional, I ask myself,
    "Is it killing me?"
    If the answer is no, I bury it deep down and
    Move on.
    
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13. TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Okay, I've seen some quotes that pretty much said, "The next four years is going to be the worst four years of your life."
    And I'm like,
    "Well thanks for the confidence boost, guys.."
    This can't just be me.
    
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14. TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Dear People Who Decided The Average Person Eats 8 Spiders A Year,
    Thank you for this oh so very useful information.
    Sincerely,
    I May Never Open My Mouth Again
    
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15. TheCastawayWolf
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    August 23, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Me: -Finds open wifi network-
    Me: Ooooh!
    iPod: Unable to join network.
    Me: -tries again-
    iPod: Unable to join network.
    Me: ......
    iPod: ....
    Me: -stares at screen-
    Me: I swear, if you freaking "Unable to join network" me ONE. MORE. TIME.
    iPod: .....
    iPod: ........
    iPod: Unable to join network.
    
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