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jmbieber
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Life is a funny thing,
The minute you think
You've got everything
Figured out something comes
Along and turns it all
Upside down.
-Zayn Malik

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC

*sitting around the table and my phone buzzes*
dad: you should put your phone away. who could you possibly be talking to?
me: my friend TJ
dad: why are you texting him?
me: he texted me this morning and woke me up with a picture of a ninja star at 7am
dad: you shouldn't even have your phone on vacation.
me: why not?
dad: because in the mornings your phone will wake you up too early
dad: and then you'll be all cranky
dad: and then we'll all head to the beach but you'll just be one crabby mess
dad: and you'll get mad at the waves for being too little so God will send giant waves crashing on you
dad: then you'll end up swallowing water and throwing up
dad: which will cause fish to come and eat your vomit
dad: and then a shark will come to eat the fish
dad: soon enough the shark will see you and come and eat you for lunch
dad: and that is why you shouldn't bring your phone on vacation.
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
me: whatever you say, dad. *texts reply*

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Ok guys so I have an idea, sort of a challenge for all of you who want to take part in it. I'm challenging you all to post a quote with ten life goals for you to work for, and I don't mean little things like get my hair done next week, no I mean big things like got to college or have children. This way you always have something to live for, something never to give up on. I'll have the guide lines on my profile along with my ten goals.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JamiCee
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:43pm UTC

That awkward moment you're like:
"Wow! The new witty is great!"
Until you realize there is no longer a vent category
-_______-

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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hurtslikeheaven
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

look for the girl with the broken smile
ask her if she wants to stay a while♥

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC

YEAH, I'M SMILING.
b u t y o u ' r e n o t t h e r e a s o n a n y m o r e .

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zouisxx
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

2 years and counting ♥
This is for all the girls that One Direction has inspired these past 2 years. The girls who have sat for hours listening to their music, fangirling over their voices, and dreaming about meeting them.
Congrats One Direction, you are opening an even bigger, better chapter in your lives ♥

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thegirllikesmusic
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC

You, sir, are very attractive and sweet.
therefore
I won't talk to you
to save myself from getting hurt.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC

This listerally just happened
me: *Listening to Dora in the background*
dora: Blow harder.
me: What are they teaching kids these days?

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Admit
it...
we all have a Build-A-Bear that we secretly adore.
wonderstruck layouts not my format my quote

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC

2 years.
1 album.
18 songs.
1 brit.
3 TCAs
1 Documentary.
3 world records
1 tour
Millions of fans.
Ladies and gentlemen
One Direction.

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Female Problems #3
Getting your period before something important.
♥

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sweettea
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 1:47am UTC

Woww... You're a member since March and you miss the old Witty?
I've been a member since November and I still don't know what the old witty was like.
Smh...

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sweettea
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:51pm UTC

TheBest Feeling InTheWorld:
Those moments when you pick me up and spin me around.
Those are the moments when I forget everything.
All that matters is us. At that very moment.
And that you make me happy in a way no one has been able to do.
The Worst Feeling In the World:
When you put down and bring me back down
to reality.
I just think I love you.
♥
nmf

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sweettea
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Screw the
shower. . .
Here's to the kids
Who sing while
walking
down the isle
at Wal-Mart<3
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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sweettea
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Things I think of while buying tampons...
* What brand should I get?
* What size do I get... Oh I'll look at this here chart. Grams... I don't freaking know how much grams of blood comes out of me!
* What... what are those? Ew. How do you even use them?
*Will I still be a virgin?

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sweettea
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:14am UTC

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