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victorialeigh315

1. victorialeigh315
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   that moment when your bestfriends burns her neck with a hair straightener but you go to school and tell everyone that its really a hickie from her mom ...<3
   
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2. victorialeigh315
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   September 16, 2011 5:32pm UTC
   THINGS TO DO TODAY:
   1. get up
   2. suvive
   3. go back to bed
   
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3. victorialeigh315
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   September 3, 2011 12:17am UTC
   Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan".My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
   hahahaha i <3 fml's.
   
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4. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 12:56pm UTC
   does anyone else think its really fricken annoying to have to scroll up when you click on your little profile thingy to see the options?
   
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5. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 12:52pm UTC
   3 things that automatically makes a guy hotter.
   1. if they smell good
   2. if they have abs
   3. if their hair flips
   <333
   
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6. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 12:40pm UTC
   "you suck."
   "yeah? well you swallow."
   
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7. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 12:28pm UTC
   at the end of summer thinking "YES IM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO START!!!!!!!!:D"
   and then you walk in the doors on the first day and think "damn, i forgot how much i hate this place...whens summer start?!"
   happens every year. smh.
   
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8. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 6:59am UTC
   i wonder what would happen if he got a witty and saw my profile... do you think he'd realize half of them are about him?<3
   haha no, boys are stupid.
   
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9. victorialeigh315
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   August 31, 2011 6:55am UTC
   hahahaha 2 people are following me. one of them is my bestfriend. how sad.
   
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10. victorialeigh315
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    August 31, 2011 6:50am UTC
    if you aint a 10 your a 9.9 :)<3
    
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11. victorialeigh315
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    August 31, 2011 6:30am UTC
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12. victorialeigh315
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    July 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
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13. victorialeigh315
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    July 22, 2011 2:59pm UTC
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14. victorialeigh315
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    July 20, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    thats a shirt. why are you wearing it as a dress? skankkkkk ;)
    
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15. victorialeigh315
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    July 20, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    dear facebook,
    we wanted a dislike button, not a new chat. get it together.
    love,
    everyone on facebook.
    ps- the new chat sucks balls! >:(
    
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16. victorialeigh315
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    July 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    i hate awkward and silent elevator rides with random people.
    
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17. victorialeigh315
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    July 15, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    when a hot guy honks at you and your like YESSSS!
    and then a nasty sketchy guy honks at you and your like EWWWWWWWWWW!
    happened today. :p
    
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18. victorialeigh315
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    July 13, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    not reading a quote bc it takes too much effort.. either the font is too small or the text is too light.. screw that, if its not written big like the font of books i read in 3rd grade, forget it!
    just me? (:
    
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19. victorialeigh315
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    July 13, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you think you have a really good quote and you think its gonna make it into top quotes...annnnnnd it gets like 6 faves. then thinking to yourself "...fail." D:
    
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20. victorialeigh315
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    July 13, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    not only is oreo milks favorite cookie, its mine too (;
    
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