Witty Profiles

vegout868

1. vegout868
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2010 1:01pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
2. vegout868
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2010 12:58pm UTC
   PANTS ON THE GROUND
   p a n t s o n t h e g r o u n d
   {looking like a fool
   --->with your pants on the ground
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
3. vegout868
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2009 8:29pm UTC
   TEENAGE dreams
   in a TEENAGE circus
   Running around like a clowN
   ((on purpose))
   Who gives a DAMN
   ((about the family you come from?))
   No giving up
   ((when you're
   young
   and
   you
   want SOME))
   -WE ARE GOLDEN
   MIKA
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
4. vegout868
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2009 2:46pm UTC
   As A Jew
   I kinda want to go into the mall
   dressed as a macabee
   and ask people to sit on my lap
   and tell me what they want for hanukkah
   i mean,
   it works for santa
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
5. vegout868
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2009 3:59pm UTC
   Mottephobia
   (_fear of moths_)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
6. vegout868
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2009 7:13pm UTC
   **asterisks**
   **make everything seem so magical**
   *****************************************
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
7. vegout868
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2009 1:41pm UTC
   Mr Schuester:
   DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A BALLAD IS?
   brittney:
   a male duck.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
8. vegout868
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2009 1:21pm UTC
   if i was to say:
   would u rather have a protective and sexy husband or an obsessive and hairy husband-
   MOST of you would go with Edward.
   no border credit~quote all me
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
9. vegout868
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2009 8:58pm UTC
   Be yourself.
   because
   everyone
   else is
   already
   taken =)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
10. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    Before I Die I Hope to.
    bungee jump
    sky dive
    be an artist
    open a daycare center
    be in a movie
    sing a solo on stage
    invent something succesful
    travel to the moon
    discover new land
    raise exotic animals
    fly an airplane
    take a cruise
    travel to Greece
    scuba dive
    find the love of my life
    *and have a happily ever after ending*
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
11. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 5:50pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus legally changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus
    **I think I might change my name to Miracle Pony
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
12. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 5:33pm UTC
    Love starts with a smile
    J
    grows with a kiss
    Y
    and ends with a tear
    S
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
13. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 9:35am UTC
    && yea
    i pretty much fell
    in love
    ..with..you..
    the minute you smiled
    (in my direction)
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points
14. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 9:26am UTC
    i'm not short;;
    I'm fun sized
    *not trying to jock bet its on here already jusss makin it prrty
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
15. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 9:18am UTC
    && just feeling*
    ---------------> his arms
    holding my waist;;
    totally helped me ignore
    that nasty stare------------->from his girlfriend
    and the hurt look of betrayal
    from my ................................................. best friend
    *true story
    comment on this quote for full story
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points
16. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    if I'm laughing now about peeing in my pants
    ((in kindergarden))
    maybe,
    I will be laughing at how much i loved you
    ((in my senior year of college))
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points
17. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    ONLY BORING PEOPLE
    get bored.
    because theres always something out there
    to explore & do
    and if you can't find where it is or what it is
    then i guess thats your problem..
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
18. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    yOu GoTtA hAtE tHoSe GirLs...
    who sit all day dreaming about Taylor Laughter
    singin little songs about him
    posting his face on their walls
    and on there phone
    writing love letters and reading magazines
    writing "i love Taylor" everywhere
    t-shirts with his face on it
    i mean- come on.
    We all know that sooner or later
    he'll realize he made a mistake
    by not answering my calls, fanmail, and emails...and then...
    we'll get married.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
19. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 7:28pm UTC
    happy llama
    sad llama
    totally insane llama
    super llama
    drama llama
    big fat mama llama
    =turtle=
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
20. vegout868
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    ÖM(f)G
    I think i just had a
    [door-slammin, mother-hating, class-failing, money-spending, ton'a'swearing, make up-wearing]
    TEENAGE
    ----> moment
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 144 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles