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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    DOING
    your girlfriends
    make up like a boss

  2. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:27am UTC
    6. What is your preferred method of transportation?
    A. Foot
    B. Car
    C. Bicycle
    D. Carried by servants

  3. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:21am UTC
    Tiny hippo had a tiny train.
    He loved that tiny train. They went everywhere together, laughing and playing through their tiny land.
    Then one day tiny crow swooped down and stole tiny train.
    This made tiny hippo very sad. But he decided he would be brave.
    So the next day tiny hippo climbed the tiny mountain.......
    Crossed the tiny valley........
    And climbed the tiny oak tree........
    And shanked tiny crow's tiny b/tch a//.
    Ain't no one fu/ks with tiny hippo.
    Ain't no one.

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:55pm UTC
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  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:24am UTC
    My boyfriend: How did you sleep ?
    Me: Like a potatoes .....
    This is what witty does to me .

  6. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:00am UTC
    Happy 14th Birthday Google!

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    "Hows this? larry is the biggest load
    of bullsh/t i've ever heard i'm
    happy why can't you accept that."
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Bryce
    12 year old sl/uts... lol
    30 minutes ago · comment · like
    4 people like this
    Jack
    look mate im almost 12 and the 12 yr olds arent sl/uts it's the older ones
    24 minutes ago · Like
    Bryce
    please get off the internet, you are a child.
    23 minutes ago · Like
    Jack
    look mate i can do wat i want im nearly 12 i choose my own way in life.
    23 minutes ago · Like

  9. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Max
    people who think i'm attractive:
    girls at school: 0%
    girls who see me in public: 0%
    my mum: 100%
    30 minutes ago · comment · like
    4 people like this
    Sarah
    that's not true and u know it
    24 minutes ago · Like
    Max
    thx mum
    23 minutes ago · Like

  10. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    So my friend messaged him, to see if he'd reply..
    Her: Hey! :D
    Him: Hey.. o.O
    Later on that night.. I messeged him,
    about how Katie didn't mean to be weirod.. and she isn't creepy and such. Remember, I LIKE HIM. Omg. I cannot believe I messeged him. Even though he probably won't message back. I did it. And I'm so proud of myself. I'm nervous and shaking, but I did it. I concured my fear of talking to him. Just wow, I'm in shock. Now, I have to risist the erge to see if he seen the message on facebook or not. That's the hard part, because I don't want to know if he is ignoring me.. :o whatever.. it's just a boy, right?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:59am UTC
    One Direction's new single live while we're
    young has became the fastest
    selling pre-order single in history

    format credit to OneDirection

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:33am UTC
    The One Direction Fandom is crazy You guys are like little cats You jump down peoples throats who don't like One Direction ONE DIRECTION IS A BAND. NOT A LIFESTYLE Personally. I think they are overplayed Oh & I don't care what Nial at for breakfast We had just gotten rid of One Direction on wittyThen they make a new song and all of the sudden it's a "Life Motto Sorry. This is ridiculous.

  14. MonochromaticIllusions MonochromaticIllusions
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Wittian Love
    Chapter 19 (Logan's POV)
    "Aaron!" I whined. I still couldn't believe what I just did, at Jewel's house. We're ignoring it for now, but I can feel the awkwardness.
    "What, Logan? You never call for me unless you want something"
    "Yeah, advice bro"
    "Advice? Are you thinking of being an architect too?"
    "Ofcourse not! I don't know about my future yet!"
    "Then what?" Aaron gets a milk carton and drinks straght ffrom it.
    "I confessed, unintentionally, man"
    "How exactly?" When he asked me this I just buried my head under my arms.
    "I thought her brother was her boyfriend" I muttered. Aaron spat some of his milk and started laughing.
    "Dude!...It's that...Jewel girl?...How in love are you this time!?" He was laughing like a maniac. It got me mad that I even came to him for advice.
    "It's not going to end up like Helen, bro. I swear, she's Helen's complete opposite"
    "Is that even a good thing?"
    "Of course it is! Helen was heartless and cold!" I stood from my seat because of the frustration
    "Dude, I'm sorry. I know this Jewel girl is different. When I spoke with her on the phone, she sounded like she wasn't at all confident of herself, almost like she thought she was useless" Aaron patted me on the shoulders.
    "How did you notice that? You were practically prank calling her"
    "Dude, I'm on witty! And by the way did you change my password? We're sharing that account for a reason!"
    "But I made some really personal quotes..."
    "Dude! People will start doubting we're girls!"
    "We made it unknown. And you have 150+ followers already so it doesn't matter"
    "Whatever, by the way Kenneth is coming over"
    "He's like a genious right?"
    "Yeah, he's the same age as you but 100 times as smart!"
    "Anyway, it'd be cool to embarass you in front of your friends" I smirked
    "Shut up, Logan. You got nothing on me!"
    "Please, I'm the one who looks more like mom, so I'm more popular with the girls than you"
    "Mom is a girl, you have a babyface! This face" he pointed at himself "Is a manly man's face" And he grins
    "I swear, I don't know how you're passing your college"
    A/N: Sorry for the lateness. I have a wattpad account now (M0N0CHR0ME) And I'm getting caught up in writng Just Smile there. I might stop this story but I will be on witty, I won't leave yet! :D I just won't be online as much.
    ____________________________________________________________________
    And now about the story! Who exactly is Kenneth? Is he the same Kenneth as Sophie's crush? Who's Helen? Know it all in the next chapter! *wink wink* ;)

  15. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:12am UTC
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  16. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    *Talking to my brother*
    Brother: *his cup starts leaking* F*CK F*CK F*CKER F*CK EVERYTHING
    Me: *Dying of laughter*
    Brother: *Continuing to say f*ck*
    Me: *still dying of laugter*
    Brother': *Walks into living room* Mom's going to come nhome and be like, "Pudge pee'd" and I'm gonna be like "No b*tch! I Pee'd!"
    Me: *falls on floor laughing*

  17. emz17lover emz17lover
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    nmq

  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Happy 7th Birthday.
    Caylee Marie Anthony♥ RIP.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. CarCar27 CarCar27
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 7:00am UTC
    To be honest, with everyone I know, there is one thing I secretly hate about them
    I don't know why, I just do.
    And I hate how I feel like that.
    I take it I'm the only one?

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