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unikornzrgayhorses

1. unikornzrgayhorses
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   March 29, 2012 9:14am UTC
   哞! Looks like China has alot of cow issues. *google translate to understand*
   
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2. unikornzrgayhorses
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   December 4, 2011 4:44pm UTC
   Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while… eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. If you had this in childhood and loved it
   
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3. unikornzrgayhorses
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   December 4, 2011 4:34pm UTC
   Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
   
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4. unikornzrgayhorses
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   December 4, 2011 4:22pm UTC
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5. unikornzrgayhorses
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   December 3, 2011 9:22pm UTC
   Pain. Without love. Pain. Can't get enough. Pain. I like it rough cos I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.
   :D
   -ThreeDaysGrace
   
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6. unikornzrgayhorses
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   December 2, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   I LOVE YOU
   MADD Y<3
   9-24-2011
   always&forever♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. unikornzrgayhorses
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   November 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   Attempting to post a <3 on my girlfrends profile.
   It goes to a different page and says
   "Too many witty people are doing witty things"
   My reaction- WHAT THE F*CK!!!
   
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8. unikornzrgayhorses
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   November 29, 2011 1:14pm UTC
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9. unikornzrgayhorses
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   November 28, 2011 5:35pm UTC
   Just like the clouds my eyes will do the same, If you walk away everyday it'll Rain
   I love you<3
   9-24-11
   
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10. unikornzrgayhorses
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    November 28, 2011 10:25am UTC
    Epic Fail Moment
    When you throw a bouncy ball at a wall and it hits you in the face.
    So freakin' True :D
    
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11. unikornzrgayhorses
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    November 18, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    I might be too strong out on compliements overdose on confidence, starting not to give a f*ck and not fearing the consequence. Drinkin' every night because we drink to my accomplishments. They sayin I'm back, I'd agree with that.
    
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12. unikornzrgayhorses
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    November 16, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Wiggle Wiggle
    Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle YEAH!!!
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. unikornzrgayhorses
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    November 16, 2011 2:53pm UTC
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