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unicorns_chuckling

1. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   A creepy kid in my school was looking at me
   and i hissed at him
   FOREVER ALONE
   
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2. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   What If…
   In the terms and conditions it said “ You stink like poop and you have a funny lookin face.”
   And we all agreed to it….hehe…
   
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3. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   Ferrero Rocher: Could there be a more divine creation?
   Me: Nutella.
   
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4. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   Me holding someone hostage...
   Me: I shall force you to hold this bubble wrap without popping it!
   Person: ...doesn't sound that hard...
   Me: It's harder than it sounds...
   
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5. unicorns_chuckling
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   December 10, 2012 1:55pm UTC
   That Awkward moment when...
   Chris Brown lifts his had and everyone in the room flinches.
   
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6. unicorns_chuckling
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   December 10, 2012 11:49am UTC
   Is it a bird?
   Is it a plane?
   Nope, it's definitely a bird.
   
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7. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When...
   Your retakes look worse than your first set
   
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8. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 11:40pm UTC
   Being a Twin Problems:
   Sharing a uterus for 9 months
   
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9. unicorns_chuckling
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   December 7, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   Stranger talking to you about YOUR FAMILY but you have no idea who they are... O.o
   
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10. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Boys: Boners, shaving face
    Girls: Periods, shaving legs, armpits, hair, make-up
    Hermaphrodites:yeah......
    mq
    
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