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unicorns_chuckling

1. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2013 11:07pm UTC
   When a microphone screeches...
   and you just accept the fact that you will never hear again.
   
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2. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC
   I will never understand how they have all of the coloured confetti,
   hats,
   newspapers, and the
   shirts
   ready for the winning team as soon as there done...
   
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3. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 10:25pm UTC
   Never thought I would say Im only watching TV for the commercials
   *watching Superbowl*
   
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4. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 7:07pm UTC
   why is the dollar sign before the price if we SAY dollars after we say the price?
   "nineteen dollars"
   $19
   see what i mean?...no?...k...
   
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5. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 12:16pm UTC
   I stand out more than
   Effie Trinket
   At a Reaping...
   
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6. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   Harry p.: RON!! WATCH OUT!!
   Harry: Demontors! they'll eat your soul!!!!
   Ron: I'm good
   
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7. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 11:08am UTC
   *reading shampoo bottle*
   "-Lather Rinse and Repeat"
   AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT…
   
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8. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 11:16pm UTC
   when people make quotes about boyfriends and partying and i'm like
   …if this is what witty is about i don't belong here!…
   *logs out*
   0.000046 seconds later
   "lets add a quote!"
   
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9. unicorns_chuckling
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC
   type your name: djsoshhwishxb
   type your name with your fist: deedeissww
   smash your face on the keyboard: My name is deedee
   
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10. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Eating all your popcorn/ food before the movie even starts...
    
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11. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    sister: knock knock
    me: who's there?
    sister: strawberry
    me: SORRY, IM IN THE SHOWER!!!!
    sister: -_-
    
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12. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    60% of statistics are fake.
    Think about it.
    Hehe
    
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13. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your eating something, you drop it, and it rolls to your crotch and when you pick it up people are like "did that girl just pull food from her unspeakable area?!"
    -_-
    
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14. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Any twins up in here?!?!?!!?
    sorry for putting this in funny
    I JUST WANNA KNOW!!!!!
    
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15. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?!
    OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
    Haha
    
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16. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    It is the last weekend before the end of the world...
    And I'm just sitting here on the computer....bein' awesome.....
    
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17. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Why Don't People Bet on If The World is Going to End??
    If you say no you kinda win anyways
    
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18. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Is my grandma the only one who guilts you into doing all her jobs for her?
    Ex:
    g-ma- ohh... my back hurts soooooooo much and i guess i have to do my dishes too......SIGH!.......
    ME: yep i guess so...
    G-MA: And my hands ache soooooooooooo MUCH!
    ME: FINE!! -_-
    
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19. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Tomorrow is a MYSTERY
    Yesterday was HISTORY
    But today is gift
    That is why they call it present
    
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20. unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    A creepy kid in my school was looking at me
    and i hissed at him
    FOREVER ALONE
    
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