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JamesLovesBeth
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February 20, 2011 12:07pm UTC

Boy&Girl talking on Facebook
Boy: Brb
Girl: Okay..
*2 Hours Later*
Boy: Back :)
Girl: What took you so long?!
Boy: Someone asked me why I love you..
♥

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socalhco19
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 4:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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justlikegravity_
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 4:54pm UTC

- hi, how are you?
- who's this?
- You deleted me off
of your contacts?
- well you never text me anymore
so i assumed you died.

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Echo_741
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 10:53am UTC

A drunk man was driving down the road when a policewoman pulled him over.
Policewoman; You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.
The drunk man said, "BOOBS!"
»»Fave if you get it :)

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Tamtam97
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 10:47am UTC

& we all smile stupidly
when seeing a cute text.

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doodles0013
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 10:35pm UTC

I stay up late every night, and realize its a bad idea
every morning.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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123babe123
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 9:46pm UTC

b e f o r e I d i e,
I wanna have a party with fake alchohol,.
& see how many people pretend to be wasted

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abbypeacock
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Cop talking to under age drinking kid.
Cop; When is your birthday?
Kid; February 22, Sir.
Cop; What year?
Kid; Eveeery Yeaar.
Cop; Get the hell outta the car ..
~Facebook.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Why Is My Mind Stuck o n You
when I'm worth s o m u c h m o r e in someone else's mind?
</3

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x3greenshawlx3
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 4:38pm UTC

me: Can I have a friend over?
mom: No.
me: Too bad they're already on their way.
♥
happens all the time.favorite if it happens to you too :)

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 5:12pm UTC

What you do when someone forgets to log out of their Facebook;
1.5% -- Log out of their profile and do nothing.
98.5% -- Make their status something stupid like, "I JUST TOOK A POOP AND IT FEELS GREAT!"

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 4:54pm UTC

Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.

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abbypeacock
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 3:58pm UTC

Child;
I'm running away!
The next time you'll see my face ;
it'll be on a milk carton!
Dad;
They only put your picture on a milk carton,
if someone is actually looking for you.
~Facebooook.<3

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Why is it that
Guys sweatshirts are so much comfier than ours?

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ForeverxYours
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 12:17am UTC

In Every Class There's A
smart kid
random kid
loud kid
annoying kid
singing kid
commentful kid
popular kid
childish kid
mean kid
weird kid
not so popular kid
And Then There's Me
unun

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ForeverxYours
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 12:07am UTC

2010: LOL JK
2011: Oh hell no, hold my..
2012: Probably some joke about still being alive

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YesterdaysFeelingsx3
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 12:11am UTC

Those Nights
you spend awake, and thinking about everything.
where your life's going, what's changed, what's still the
same. memories; moments you wish you could re-live &
what you wish you could change. fights, drama, school,
relationships, friendships. just everything that goes on.

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PerfectTwo1617
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:18pm UTC

All I want is to fall in love,
is that really too much to ask?
&.. Here's a big f*** you,
to the texts I waited for,
the chances I gave you,
the tears I cried ,
the lies you told,
the games you played,
the heart you broke,
and for making me fall for you.
DOUCHE BAG.

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smallstuff16
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Sandy: Patrick! Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

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