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Jessica258
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October 29, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh : This is the worst birthday ever.
Drake: Why cause you ran over Oprah.
Josh : No cause it's a little humid.
Josh : YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
funniest show ever . ^

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Jessy17
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October 28, 2012 11:07pm UTC

DEAR HURRICANE SANDY,
please stay away from my house, my neighbors houses, my town, and my friends. We don't feel like dying anytime soon....
Sincerely,
the entire east coast

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Cheer_girly320
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October 22, 2012 3:52pm UTC

SURVEY: YOU CAN ONLY ANSWER WITH ONE WORD.
ITS HARDER THAN YOU THINK.
1. Where is your cell phone? Home.
2. Your significant other? Nick<3
3. Your hair? Brown.
4. Your skin? white.
5. Your mother? amazing.
6. Your favorite thing? Cheerleading.
7. Your dream last night? Greaat.
8. Your favorite drink? Rootbeer.
9. Your dream/goal? Singer.
10. The room you're in? Mine.
11. Your ex? Josh.
12. Your fear? Bugs.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Successful.
14. where were you last night? Partaay.
15. What you're not? Average.
16. Muffins? Gross.
17. One of your wish list items? Love.
18. Where you grew up? Usa
19. The last thing you did? talk.
20. What are you wearing? Clothing.
21. Your TV? None.
22. Your pets? Cat.
23. Your computer? Apple.
24. Your life? Incredible
25. Your mood? Happy!
26. Missing someone? Yees.
27. Your car? None.
28. Something you're not wearing? Socks.
29. Favorite Store? Hollister
30. Your summer? Banging.
31. Like someone? Mhhm.
32. Your favorite color? Pink.
33. When is the last time you cried? A while agoo.
34. Last time you laughed? A couple of second ago.

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Everyone and witty.My friend xxkeeptheb!tchescomingxx is not posting those quotes.Someone hacked her account.So chill with the comments.Don't report her.She's trying to delete all the quotes but the person keeps making new ones.I have known autumn for a while now and she would never say anything like that.Take it from me.She doesn't find anything like that funny.She would never tell anyone to kill themselves.She doesn't hate gays.She's way to nice to say any of that.And do you honestly think someone would keep posting stuff like that to get banned from witty when if you didn't want to go on anymore you just don't log on.Really?Chill with the comments.It's not her.
nmq*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emz17lover
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 4:44pm UTC

All I want is a guy that
calls me B E A U T I F U L
and loves me for me.
is that too much to ask?

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC

If he can make you smile when you're at your worst that shows that he cares about you.

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Cheer_girly320
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:11pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly"
put this as your quote
&
whoever ♥'s it
disagrees

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Minnie16xo
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Last Friday was Pep Rally and Homecoming.
Due to rain, the Pep Rally got canceled. Shortly after they had made that announcement, we had a lockdown. No one thought much of it, until hours started passing. No one knew what was happening. Police from 6 different districts were at our school, along with K-9 Units sweeping the grounds. The only thing that has been confirmed is that they found 2 bullets in the boys bathroom. A kid was going to shoot up the Pep Rally, and supposedly he had a hit list. This kid was new and had been bullied..
If it wasn't for rain, a lot of people might not be here right now.

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RYERYE*
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 6:58pm UTC

that awkward when your kindness is mistaken for flirting
that is the exact reason you should never be nice to someone

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RYERYE*
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 8:12am UTC

none of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga

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Cheerleader2011
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:13pm UTC

A guy should ruin your lipstick not your mascara...<3

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iloveyuxoxo
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September 17, 2012 2:40pm UTC

https://twitter.com/kristaboylen
Follow me. I'm... interesting... ;)

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Jessy17
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September 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Anyone else?
Or is this just me
when I go out to dinner with my family, and see kids from my school, I try and make my self invisible and avoid them at all costs

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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September 11, 2012 7:44pm UTC

R.I.P to all the victims
of the horrible tragedy
that happened 11 years ago.
God bless all those who
were affected by 9.11.

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Minnie16xo
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:48pm UTC

9/11
11 years ago,
the country stood still.
Sobbing screams,
our nation stood together.
11 years ago,
the ground was shaken.
Buildings collapsed,
we were left angry and weathered.
11 years ago,
our saftey was stolen.
We were left in silence,
a country in disbelief.
11 years ago,
the twin towers fell down.
We held eachother up,
a nation waiting for relief.

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shiningstar98
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September 11, 2012 10:51pm UTC

‎3,051 children lost a parent
2,819 lives were taken
1,609 lost a husband or wife
623 police and firemen did not go home
1 day changed the world

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shadysback
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 11:40pm UTC

RIP
to all those who lost their lives on 9/11/01
Never Forget

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