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sm0sh
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC

anthony: "i love curly fries"
ian: "you love things that arent straight"
anthony: "is that why im friends with you?"

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 9:33pm UTC

If we all go to prison for illegally downloading music I hope they have the mercy to split up us by genre

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
One problem though.
They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT.
When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
We need to start now. I will too.
Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?

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伤*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:20am UTC

I Know You Never
loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me

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miss_unique
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE ///////
i t ’ s c a l l e d c a t c h i n g f i r e
n o t h u n g e r g a m e s 2
nmq
miss_unique
nmq / my format ;)

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
Hurricane Sandy: I'm pretty sure every teenager right now loves me...their refridgerators have never been fuller.
YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE.
♞Friends ▼
Post
(nmf)--- -TWITTER

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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zebraspotz4
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Today is my Birthday.
And this is NOT for favs. I just have to document that im doing this.
I decided today that im going to give myself a gift. A nice Birthday Present since i turn 14. Not new shoes, a purse, some makeup, no. This is even better. Im stopping. I quit. Im tired of living like this. Im tired of the pain i feel everyday. So im finally going to let myself go. Im going to free myself. Im finally ending this.
Starting today, for every fav i get on this quote, i will not:
cut myself
force myself to throw up
starve myself
call myself ugly, fat, stupid, etc
let the bullies get to me
allow myself to be treated like i am
im actually kind of scared, because i know this is going to be really hard. And thats the reason why im doing it for every fav, because seeing the support, seeing those hearts, i know im never going to go against my word if im promising it to you guys
♥

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 6:46pm UTC

One shot
Chapter «2«
I made my way through all my hours with my head down, still embarrassed from the incident before school started. I hadn't spoken a word to anyone all day. When I sat down I let my long brown hair fall over my face. I had long, thick, dark brown hair that was perfectly straight all the time. I was sitting down, minding my own buisness when I heard someone call for me.
"Hey, new girl." A deep male voice called for me. I looked up to a group of cute, hipster looking guys. The one who had called me had deep blue eyes and brown hair with pale skin. "Come over here." He called again.
I stood up and thew my brown hair over my shoulders before sitting down at the seat he motioned me too. I smiled, "Hi." I said nervously.
He smiled, "You're the new girl right?" He asked me.
I nodded, "Yeah." I smiled at him.
"Damn. You are hot.." One of the guys whispered.
I laughed, "Thanks."
I looked up a few moments later and saw the hot kid from my first hour walking.
"Oh, check it out.. The plastics." The guy I sat next to said.
I looked at him wide eyed with fear.
"He's just f/cking with you. He does that to all new people." One of the guys said as the rest burst out laughing.
I rolled my eyes and turned to my lunch, just intime to see a tall, jock looking girl giving my the death stare.
Because my first day of school can only get worse.
Hi everyone 0:) I'm so happy about the feedback :) You guys rock .
Chapter 3 hint . "Don't be afraid. Just, come closer..."
Want a notification? Commmmment.

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伤*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

We were walking and harry looked at his watch and ran to the hotel, we thought something bad had happened but he just wanted to watch spongebob
- Liam Payne

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taylorstories
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC

3 Scariest Words in Math
Show your work.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
Walmart.
"Cleanup on isle 13."
"But there is no isle 13..."
mq/©iridescentstorm

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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loveisjusta_history_
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Girl on facebook: Omg got the best bf ever he is so sweet love you forever & always tommy♥
* week later *
Girl on facebook: omg lukas is the funniest ever like he's so amazing love you forever baby ♥
* 3 weeks later *
Girl on facebook: wow he is so sweet and like we're gonna be forever cause he's just so perfect♥ jake♥
* week later *
Girl on facebook: Matt you are so amazing babe ! forever & always cutie !♥
how's forever working out for you?

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伤*
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 1:18pm UTC

'Shave my head or never own a turtle'
Liam: never ever?! I'd shave my head

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 9:09pm UTC

(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)
They see me rolling.
They hating.
(notmyfaces but phrase is mine)

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Mumbling along to a song you dont really know…
but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna own that sh/t.

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:20pm UTC

This is why i love Sheldon #2
Sheldon: "I made tea."
Leonard: "I don't want tea."
Sheldon: "I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea."
Leonard: "Then why are you telling me?"
Sheldon: "It's a conversation starter."
Leonard: "That's a lousy conversation starter."
Sheldon: "Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."

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misunderstoodandforgotten
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:11pm UTC

what if the meteor that killed the
dinosuars was actually a UFO and we are the aliens.

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