Guyfriend: Wua so?
Me: Watching the Olympics gymnastics and thinking to myself how crappy MY life is and how extraordinary, amazing, fit, pretty all the gymnasts are, how much will-power they must have to train for what they do, how much time they must spend training, how they must have to give up so much to be that good, but mainly how I am sitting on my butt on the laptop and how my life is SAD compared to any of theirs :( ....... you?
Guyfriend: nm.
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