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jassayloux
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Sleeping with all of your teddy bears in your bed when you were younger
so that none of them get offended.
♥
©jassayloux

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BravoSierra
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March 27, 2012 12:56pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"Are you a virgin?"
Yes. I'm abiding by the rules of Jesus Christ. Amen.
LOL JK. No one would do me.

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laurengirlyxoxo
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Favorite for a paragraph that will make you smile:)
I will do them all i promise:) Please comment too.Each and every one of you will get a different paragraph,not just a paragraph i copied and pasted on every single persons profile.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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emilyandthatsall
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 11:17am UTC

To do list:
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
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Change name to simon, speak in third person.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Become a teacher, and make a test where all the answers are "C". Sit back, and enjoy.

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desultori*
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:22pm UTC

❒ Above the Influence
❒ Under the Influence
✔ I am the freaking Influencea

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:16pm UTC

a global study says that
if you're reading this,
you are probably not blind.

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addicted4music
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 7:56am UTC

2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Favorite if you like pancakes.

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TeamPita
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 6:03am UTC

School: 1+1
Homework: 25+25
Test: Bob's bus leaves in 12 years. Solve the equation for X. 295Y=83948X-928940875. Calculate the mass of the sun then divide it by ⌚.

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marie1616

posted a quote
March 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.
n m q

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HeyItsKelc
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

I'm 16 and Ive never seen,
The Notebook.
Yeah, go ahead and hate ♥♥
NMF

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irishsgirl
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC

THOUGHTS WHILE ON PERIOD
1. *throws a rock at the alarm clock*2. Do I have to go to school?3. MY PEE LOOKS LIKE HAWAIIAN PUNCH 4. Those were my cute undies!5. ALL OF MY JEANS ARE TOO LIGHT. 6. can i has chocolate for breakfast pretty please7. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME GO TO SCHOOL I'M NOT GONNA LEARN ANYTHING I'M JUST GONNA BLEED.8. why don't i have a boyfriend9. i wanna take a nap take me home10. can i go to the bathroom?11. I HATE ALL OF YOU.12. pay attention freaky kid over there13. I TOLD YOU TO PAY ATTENTION YOU SHOULD HAVELISTENED YOU'RE A DUMB4$$!!14. can i go to the bathroom? 15. WHY AREN'T THEY SERVING CHOCOLATE FOR LUNCH16. this stuff is gross17. vomits18. bleeds.19. i think i'm breathing blood20. PEEING, BREATHING, COUGHING, SPITTING, STUFFING BLOOD. 21. Can i go to the bathroom?22. I don't care if we just had lunch I'm going to die23. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP?24. YES, SIR. IT'S THAT FORGETTING TIME OF MONTH.25. I'M GOING TO BLEED ALL OVER YOUR CHAIR!26. you my friend deserve the award for "BIGGEST LADY OF THE NIGHT"27. ring ring school's out he//'s over28. wait29. no it's not30. i'm bleeding rush me to the hospital!!!!!31. CHOCOLATE MY SAVIOR32. im thirsty!!!33. CHOCOLATE34. I'm going to gain weight35. lol who cares36. i37. want38. CHOCOLATE!!39: CHOCOLATE!!!40. CHOCOLATE!!!!41. ooh potato chips42. can we go out for dinner43. no i didn't mean a fancy place44. i meant mcdonald's45. wiiiiiiiitty46. repeat 30-4547. dearest sleep48. repeat 1-47 for the next few days. :(

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

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_AllOfMyConfessions
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC

For every fave this gets
I will go a day with out cutting
I promise..

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mayday
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

This is witty not
One Direction.com
no offence.
formatcredittofatassmuffin

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 12:53am UTC

36 Ways to Annoy
Your Parents;
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss you in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of rice crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask you to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when you can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the couch
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom or dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog or cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'.

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OneDirection_Facts
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 5:55pm UTC

One Direction fact #134
Sometimes you can tell Niall's lying because he'll scrunch his nose a bit.
format by PaperLung

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poohbear102396
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC

So today my dad and I were sitting in the living room.
My little sister was walking by on her way to her room when my dad's laptop died and he said "damn!"
Then my 5 year old sister proceeded to say "Yeah ,thats what all the boys say when I walk by"

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SmileyKelsea
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC

She paints a pretty picture,
But this picture has a twist. You see her paintbrush is a razor,
and her canvas is her wrist. She paints her pretty picture,
in a color thats blood red, while using her sharp paintbrush
she ends up finally dead. Her pretty pictures fading, quite slowly
on her arm. The blood is no longer racing through her,she can
no longer do no harm. She painted her pretty picture,but her
picture had a twist,you see her mind was the razor,and her heart,
was just her wrist.
nmq

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 10:18am UTC

"Awh look the Smurfs grew up."
"Grandma, this is Avatar."

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