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Jewel

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September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy."
"Let go of my boob."

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kayleighxo6
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August 31, 2011 2:35pm UTC

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boomchickapoww
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August 31, 2011 4:15pm UTC

YOU MAY NOT BE
her first, her last, or her only.
she loved before, she may love again,
but if she loves you now, what else matters?
-BOB MARLEY. ♥

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PlanetCoolKids
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August 31, 2011 2:52pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ILoveCookieDough
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August 7, 2011 12:18pm UTC

60 degrees in December:
"SO WARM!" *running around with no coat*
60 degrees in July:
"Gonna freeze, gonna freeze, gonna freeze" *breaks out winter coat*

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jaydexox
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August 7, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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Kalliefornia
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August 7, 2011 9:19am UTC

I'm not your second option.
You either choose me or you lose me.

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erikaajaguarr96
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August 7, 2011 11:35am UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when a guy mimics your voice, badly? ♥

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lulabelle
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August 7, 2011 12:02pm UTC

NEVER IN MY LIFE
HAVE I ACTUALLY
SEEN SOMEONE
SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL.

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Seaglass
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August 6, 2011 7:00pm UTC

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A helicopter was shot down today by Afghan insurgents as it was rushing to aid troops in a firefight, killing 30 Americans, including 22 Navy SEALs, most of whom belonged to Team 6, the unit whose members were involved in the raid that killed Osama bin Laden
Rest In Peace, Every single one of you will be remembered for your bravery.
Can i get 30 Faves to HONOR those Americans?
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------Rest In Peace, You will never be forgottten.

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erikaajaguarr96
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August 6, 2011 6:04pm UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when a guy plays with your hands? ♥

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naturalmoi
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 5:28pm UTC

Girl: I'm having a heart transplant
Boy: I know
Girl: i love you!
Boy: i love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet
lol.
nm:L

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Laureeeen
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August 6, 2011 8:50am UTC

Teenage Boy: I'm dating the prettiest girl
in school
5 Year Old Boy: My Girlfriend's the most beautiful girl
in the world.

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xRaindropsOnRosesx
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 7:50am UTC

//Looking at a friend and saying;
" I w i l l i f y o u w i l l . "
nmf/q

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iluvcupcakes26
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 12:05pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer... I love you!
nmf/mnq

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iluvcupcakes26
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 10:59am UTC

I was playing tag with my cousin;
A year ago today.
We were having so much fun;
It was her eighth birthday.
She ran until she was out of breath;
She stopped to take a break;
I didn't think;
And tapped her on her shoulder lightly.
She said, "Ow, that hurt, Kenzie."
And tears filled her eyes.
So we walked back up to her house;
And by the time we arrived,
She had a bruise the size of a baseball.
"Aunt Kathy! Aunt Kathy!"
I called frantically.
She came to the door but she did not see;
"What's the matter, children?"
"Why aren't you enjoying the day?"
"We were, Aunt Kathy, but now we can't play."
"Emily's been hurt, I made her cry."
I glanced over as tears spilled from her eyes.
Suddenly Emily collapsed;
Right on the concrete.
She was very pale;
And we had to rush her to the Emergency.
We got there and she was very weak;
She opened her eyes, just a peek.
The sound of her voice was very grim;
"What's going on? What's happened?"
They hooked her up to an I.V. and took her for X-rays.
I waited with my worried aunt;
In the boring room.
We sat there a while;
Waiting for some news.
Finally she came out;
In a wheelchair.
The doctor raised her hand;
That was just hanging there.
Then the nurse turned to her mom;
And spoke these very words;
"You're daughter is very weak right now;
We think she has Leukemia."
The waiting room suddenly became silent;
Everyone looked at the little girl.
She was about to give her life;
To this Cancer so selfish.
She stayed at that hospital for exactly a month;
Before we reached darkening news.
Emily had passed away;
A month from her birthday.
So today I write this poem in memory;
For the greatest bravest child to ever be.
I just ask of everyone to pray;
For the child that passed away, a year ago today.

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illshineforyou_
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 5:35pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice-cream in my face.
Who will wrestle w i t h m e . Who shows
me off to his friends. Who treats me
with r e s p e c t . Who will call me at 4
in the morning and tell me he can't
stop thinking about me. Who sings to me;
even if he can't. Who could break my heart,
but wouldn't even dream of it. ♥

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anonymouus
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Hey(:
Who is this?
You deleted me from your contacts?
You deleted me from your life, so why the hell not?

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