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babyimaddicteddd
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November 14, 2011 5:32pm UTC

HAVING A DREAM SOREALISTIC THAT YOU HAVETO THINKABOUT IF IT REALLY HAPPENED OR NOT.♥

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lisac517
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC

10 years ago
we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

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PinkClouds
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Your 12.
You should be
going out to eat,
not getting eaten out.
//mine//

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 6:28pm UTC

Anyone looking for
A guy witty best friend?
fave or comment(:
-Ryan
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SmileBitches
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 7:29pm UTC

When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Delete all feelings?
Yes
No
--tumblr(:

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forever611
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 8:59pm UTC

my boyfriend
just proposed to me ♥

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tswiftforever13
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC

Don't forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.

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peacelovemusic47
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 10:25pm UTC

</3
Admit it, you still have feelings for him. Don't you?
Yes
No

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thtzme4u
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Son- IPod
Daughter- IPad
Mother-IPhone
Father- IPay
fave if you get it:D

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x_iwillnotfall_x
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 9:07pm UTC

I wish I could see myself from a
boys perspective;
nmf/nmq

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penguinluv
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 5:46pm UTC

Sarcastically saying,
"Well SOMEONE'S on their period!"
& they actually are...

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crazyaboutyou
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 6:31pm UTC

If a girl is telling you about her problems, it doesnt mean she's complaining..
it means she trusts you.

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hearttbreakerrx3
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Phone: "Please say a command"
You: "Omg stfu already"
Phone: "Did you say Megan?"

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toria_skax
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:54am UTC

*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
Mom: I like this song, what is it called?
Me: Shut Up And Drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!

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jackieb19
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Dear Ads On Witty,
I don't think anyone here is going to buy your life insurance,
Sincerely,
we're teenage girls ♥

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JessAdler
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:29pm UTC

& i liked the guy
all my friends said "ew" to.

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:35am UTC

click to see this quote

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:48am UTC

&& Am I the only one
With special underwear set aside for when I'm on my period..?
Format credit: Sandrasaurus

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itslovex808
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Reasons Why
I volunteer to pass out papers:
10 % - because I'm a nice student
30% - to walk around and talk to my friends
60% - to look at other people's grades >:)

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