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  1. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    I'm afraid to be happy
    because everytime I am
    something terrible happens.

  2. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 6:20pm UTC
    Don't you hate it at cousin's graduations, your grandparents pinch your cheeks and say... "your gonna be next!"??
    It makes me want to pinch their cheeks and say "your gonna be next!" at the next funeral.

  3. tomatianity tomatianity
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    May 15, 2009 7:23pm UTC
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  4. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2009 5:00pm UTC
    spell your name ; and see what it means; A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoingH: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times
    A;;hot
    N;;loving and caring
    D;;makes people laugh
    R;;good boyfriend or girlfriend
    E;;Has gorgeous eyes
    W;; very broad minded
    this is mostly truee...but the R, im single...

  5. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 9:50pm UTC
    Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *credit to Gl4m0urCh1ck

  6. tomatianity tomatianity
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    May 12, 2009 9:41pm UTC
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  7. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    HELP.
    ...please?

  8. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    The times you can't stop;
    Everything goes wrong,
    and a new horrible thing
    comes up everyday.
    It's just too hard now.

  9. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:29pm UTC
    When they ask;
    "What's wrong?"
    You just shake your head, smile, and say;
    "Nothing."
    But it takes a real friend not to look at the smile, they look into your eyes and realize the lie you have just told them.

  10. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:23pm UTC
    You don't want them to ask what's wrong, but you want them to know something is.

  11. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:22pm UTC
    Everyday of my life I'm lonely,
    but I don't want to
    admit that to
    the people who actually love me...

  12. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:12pm UTC
    Can you name 13 girls off the top of your head?
    1. Angela
    2. Alex
    3. Meagan
    4. Caroline
    5. Jodie
    6. Aimee
    7. Kyleigh
    8. Michelle
    9. Allison
    10. Dallas
    11. Brandi
    12. Rachael
    13. Nicole
    now answer these ?s...
    How did you and 4 meet?
    We sat next to each other in 4th grade.
    Have you ever seen 2 cry?
    Once a little
    Would 1 and 2 make a good couple?
    Umm...well they're both girls and they're related...so I think not.
    Are you good friends with 13?
    I kinda just met her.
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    Umm....well yeahh
    Something about 1..?
    Awesomest sister for lifee!
    How did you meet 12?
    She's my beat friend's older sister, but we talk and stuff.
    Whats 7s fav color?
    Idk.
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    I would say Oh hell yes, we're going out now!
    Fact about 9?
    She's funny.
    Would you ever live with 8 ?
    Maybe, Idk.
    Is 2 single?
    Yes, but prob not for long...
    Where does 5 live?
    I'm not sure.
    What do you think about 10?
    Lol pretty funny
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    Nothing. She's perfect...
    Whos 11 going out with?
    Billy
    What do you think about 3?
    Funny girl.

  13. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 9:57pm UTC
    HATE
    and
    LOVE
    are the two strongest words in the English alphabet.

  14. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    &+ I still manage to put a smile on my face when she looks at me...

  15. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    That one look;
    can last my entire week.
    just to know for a second,
    you might have actually
    been thinking about
    me.

  16. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    &+ I was dying to get out of elementary school for this??

  17. tomatianity tomatianity
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    May 5, 2009 6:21pm UTC
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  18. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    Centuries pass and we're still the same.
    War in our blood, some things never change.
    Fighting for land and personal gain.
    To better your life, justify our pain.
    We've all been lost for most of this life.

  19. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like breakin down?
    Do you ever feel out of place?
    Like somehow you just dont belong
    And noone understands you
    Do ever wanna run away?
    Do you lock yourself in your room?
    With the radio on turned up so loud
    that no one hears you screamin.
    No you dont know what its like
    when nothing feels alright
    No you dont know what its like to be like me

  20. tomatianity tomatianity
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school?¿?
    [ ] Gotten a referral
    [x]Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 3
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x]skipped class at least 1 time
    [ ] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 8
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 12
    [x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [ ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ ] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 15
    [ ] threw something at the teacher
    [ ] Went outside the class room without permission
    [x(wore hoods and hats)] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 17
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didnt take your stuff to school
    [ ] Gotten a detention and didnt go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 21
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [x] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [x] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 25
    Multiply your total by 100: 2500
    Divide that by 36: 69.44 (used a calculator)
    That is the % teachers hate you in school.
    69.44%

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