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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. AnInsecureGirl AnInsecureGirl
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    "You can never cross the ocean
    until you havethe courage
    to lose sight of the shore. "
    - Christopher Columbus


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  5. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Take me away
    A secret place
    A s weet escape
    Take me away
    Take me away
    To better days
    Take me away
    A hiding place
    - natasha bedingfield

  6. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    I pretend I don't have emotions, so nobody knows that I'm broken.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Kiss me if I'm wrong but
    dinosaurs still exist, right?

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  9. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:31am UTC
    "I'm selfish, impacient and little insecure
    I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
    But if you can't handle me at my worst,
    Then you sure as hell dont't deserve me
    at my best"
    - Marilyn Monroe

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Due to the continued Global
    Financial Crisis, Ke$ha will now be known as Ke¢ha.

  11. MissLovely MissLovely
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    I'd be more of a morning person if I woke up next to you.

  12. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  13. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  14. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Depression isn't always that girl that's crying in the bathroom
    or the boy that is always wearing long sleeves. It isn't
    always suicide notes and pill bottles. Sometime's
    it's all smiles and good grades. Sometimes it's
    the boy that's always helpful and the girl
    that you always borrow things from.
    Depression isn't always that
    easy to notice.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Me: *aggresively procrastinates for three hours on something that could have been finished in a half hour*

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    I ordered a pizza at 11:55 pm on New Years Eve and then when the
    delivery guy came at 12:20, I told him that my pizza should be free because I ordered it last year.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    The only reason
    I enjoy going to bed is
    so I can make stories up in my head
    which makes my brain think
    it’s actually real.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just feel so awkward when you buy something
    and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
    but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
    and you can feel the world
    judging you from afar.

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