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tiffany21

1. tiffany21
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   February 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   I don't hate you, I'm just simplynot excited about your existence
   
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2. tiffany21
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   February 8, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   In class: I'll do this at home At home: I'll do this in class
   
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3. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 7:58pm UTC
   Smiling at old people to show them you're not a teenage thug
   
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4. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo,
   I would probably attack him too.
   
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5. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 7:34pm UTC
   I hate when nerds cover uptheir answers, it's like;c'mon bro, let's work together!
   
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6. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   There is always that one weird girl in your grade that's obsessed with horses.
   
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7. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   "Not everything on the internet is true."
   Wait! So there's no sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!
   nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.
   
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8. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   I think I'm going to end up like Plankton,Marrying my computer.
   
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9. tiffany21
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   January 30, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   Me: I'm going to bed.Internet: HAHAHA. NO.
   
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10. tiffany21
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    January 30, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    When I say "I'll think about it",
    I really mean, "I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again"
    
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11. tiffany21
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    January 30, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Everything I like is either: illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible
    
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12. tiffany21
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    January 21, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    My High School graduation speech:I'd like to thank my teachers... just kidding. I'd like to thank Google
    
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13. tiffany21
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    January 21, 2012 11:40am UTC
    I watch CSI, NCIS, and Criminal Minds
    I can make your death look like an accident
    
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14. tiffany21
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    January 18, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    I always wish my
    pets could talk,
    but then I remember all the things
    I have said and done in front of them
    
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15. tiffany21
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    January 10, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you
    
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16. tiffany21
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    December 19, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Diet Coke,
    I feel like I'm overreacring.
    Sincerely, Mentos
    
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17. tiffany21
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    December 19, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    Something about your face attracts my fist
    
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18. tiffany21
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    December 19, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    What the hell is up with "Fun Size" candy?
    There is nothing fun about less candy.
    
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19. tiffany21
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    December 19, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate teachers,
    homework, tests and
    waking up early in the morning.
    
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20. tiffany21
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    December 12, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Rule #1 I'm always rightRule #2 If you think I'm wrong, read Rule #1
    
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