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theworldsgreatest

1. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 3:30pm UTC
   Number one rule to being friends
   with your ex?
   >>Remember that they are your ex for a reason.
   
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2. theworldsgreatest
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   June 19, 2011 3:26pm UTC
   If you can make a girl laugh...
   you can make her do pretty much anything.
   ♥
   
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3. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 5:21pm UTC
   I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling.
   I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of what's in it.
   I'm not afraid of love,
   ...I'm afraid of not being loved back.
   
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4. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   Today, I gave my grandma a hug and told her I loved her, a simple gesture I didn't think much of.
   She broke down crying, saying that I hadn't told her I loved her in over a year. I hadn't even realized this.
   So please, if you love someone, tell them.
   You never know how much those simple words can mean.<3
   -sixbillionsecrets-
   
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5. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   If you ever find yourself in love with two people, always go with the second one.
   ..because if you were really, truly, undeniably in love with the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one.
   
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6. theworldsgreatest
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   November 24, 2010 12:04pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're trying to get your locker to open and then realize that it's not your locker.
   ♥
   
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7. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 12:00pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Ke$ha walks in and the party has already started.
   
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8. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2010 1:19pm UTC
   I love those moments when you're laughing so hard that no noise comes out of your mouth, so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. ♥
   
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9. theworldsgreatest
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2010 1:17pm UTC
   -Ugly guy walks by-
   Friend: " EWW"
   You: "MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE HOT!!!"
   
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10. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    You & me baby, we're
    S T U C K L I K E G L U E ♥
    
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11. theworldsgreatest
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    August 29, 2010 1:09pm UTC
    Why do we bother with love,
    if it never truly lasts? </3
    
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12. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women
    ...a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
    
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13. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    When you’re right, no one remembers.
    ((When you’re wrong, no one forgets.))
    
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14. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    S O M E T I M E S...
    Life is just about rolling down the windows in your car...blasting your favorite song...and forgetting the world for a while.
    ♥
    
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15. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 8:31pm UTC
    The beautiful thing is, music can be like a time machine. One song - the lyrics, the melody, the mood - can take you back to a moment in time like nothing else can. <3
    
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16. theworldsgreatest
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    August 10, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    When you feel like giving up...
    remember why you held on for so long in the first place <3
    
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17. theworldsgreatest
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    August 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Hell, I've never been an angel, and I'll never claim to be, but I've always been me.
    
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18. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    I'm having a threesome tonight.
    ...Me, my pillow, and my mattress ;)
    
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19. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 11:38am UTC
    Dear Summer,
    Please don't go.♥
    
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20. theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 6:14pm UTC
    I don't miss you...
    ((I miss the person you used to be.))
    </3
    
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