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Alice Galtrey 14,
my life's messed up :s
  1. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    If i was a princess i would be pochamubelle ( pochohontis, Mulan and Belle)
    Cinderella:
    [ ] One of your parents is dead
    [ x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [x] You love to dress up
    [x] You love animals
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [x] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL: 7
    Belle:
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [x] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [] You love to read
    [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [ x] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [ x] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 8
    Jasmine:
    [ ] Your dad is very rich/important
    [] You are very clever
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [x] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    [x]Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL: 6
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [X] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [X] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    [x]You have/had long, hair
    [] You have/had a pet fish
    [X] You’re extremely curious
    [ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:5
    Snow White:
    [ ] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [X] You’ve almost been killed
    [x] You have at least seven good friends
    [x] You’ve had food poisoning
    [X] You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [x] All of your friends are different
    [x] You love to have a good time
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 7
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [X]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [X] a lot of your friends are boys
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 8
    Aurora
    [x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    [x]You have a decent singing voice
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [x] You spend most of your time outside
    [ ] You’re adopted
    [] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 4
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [ ] You are more spiritual than religious
    [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [X] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you
    [x] Someone you know has been in war
    [x]You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [x] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 8
    Repost s "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total )

  2. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Guess what!?
    its 9pm
    and still light
    summer's here

  3. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Fried or fertilized?
    ;)

  4. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    That awesome moment..
    when you freak out because you haven't done the homework
    Then a sub walks in
    :D
    nmf

  5. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Remember when your teddy bear?
    Was your best friend?

  7. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

    That moment
    when they
    constantly
    update their
    status
    and you wish
    you knew
    if it WAS about
    you

    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

  8. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn’t sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn’t know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn’t know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn’t figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister’s closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2…
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl’s room became a guest room and the little sister’s room where the murder took place became the baby’s room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It’s your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I’m an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister’s room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don’t believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister’s name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don’t believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ”Smith sisters murdered anonymously”.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can’t believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ”I TOLD YOU I WASN’T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WELL I’M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON’T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!”
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don’t… in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! (FOR REALS)
    DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town community of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister, Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent’s home on the night of November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging in her sister’s closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attacks were never discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities had was a log found in Lisa’s computer, showing a series of threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The case was closed in October of 2000.
    If u don’t repost this in 10min u will be skined alive and killed just like them
    sorry i dont like to take my chances :p

  10. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Staying up all night,
    Just on witty

  11. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    \
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    all ready to watch the
    movie
    then BOOM
    human giraffe sits in front of you

  12. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    if a girl is moody..
    NEVER EVER say..
    'jheez are you on your period or something?'
    cause if we are
    boy
    you dead

  13. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    seeing peoples
    TRUE COLOURS
    then having to re- think
    EVERYTHING

  14. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    You say you love her
    b u t i ' m j u s t l i k e h e r
    I know you don't like me
    I j u s t w i s h y o u w o u l d t e l l m e w h y ?

  15. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    standing really close to HIM
    so he holds your hand
    {♥}
    theuglyduckling

  16. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I'm the girl that,
    laughs at pretty much everything
    but no one ever knows
    how i feel
    Behind the laughter
    theuglyduckling

  17. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 6:38am UTC
    That amazing moment
    when you try and undo your friends bra
    And they look like they've just been tazered
    :)
    <3
    Risha Patel, Charlotte Staines, Suzie Bentley, Georgia Gregory
    AND
    CATHERINE DEACY
    nipple puncher :(

  18. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Boy's
    There's only ever ONE
    actually WORTH the tears ♥

  19. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    I hate the way
    that you always say sorry
    But you make its so easy to tell
    your not.

  20. theuglyduckling theuglyduckling
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Your like my dentist.
    Whenever i go to see you.
    I just cant stop.........
    The butterflies
    <3

:)

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