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Hey(: it's Kaitlin &&+ Katie

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band: chevelle/crossfade/rise against/ streetlight manifesto/Paramore/Tayswift

song: Haunted;Tayswift

best friend: Kaleb and Jake(:

relationship status: single:P

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Love doesn't hurt so i know, i'm not fallin in love, i'm just fallin to pieces</3
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January 16, 2011 8:11pm UTC

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January 15, 2011 1:00pm UTC

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theofficerox791
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December 27, 2010 5:48pm UTC

&&+
Too bad guys aren't like Mr. Potato Head,
where you can pick and choose the [parts you want].
Then we might come up with
a guy that [meets our standards].

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theofficerox791
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December 24, 2010 2:38pm UTC

All this time you were pretending
>>So much for my<<
Happy ending

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theofficerox791
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December 23, 2010 6:51pm UTC

He wanted her
>>She'd never tell<<
~But secretly she wanted him as well
♥
*Not my format

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December 21, 2010 7:44pm UTC

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December 21, 2010 7:35pm UTC

9x-7i > 3(3x-7 u)
9x-7i > 9x- 21 u
-7i > -21 u
7i< 21 u
i <3 u

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theofficerox791
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December 20, 2010 9:27pm UTC

'Cause love is
>>just for fun<<
I'm just another one<3

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theofficerox791
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December 20, 2010 3:11pm UTC

I love
Winter Break<3

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theofficerox791
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December 20, 2010 1:54pm UTC

If you really want to know
something about me, you should
know this: I like my music loud.
I mean loud. I'm not talking the
kind of loud where your parents
knock on your bedroom door and
ask you to turn it down. Please.
That's amateur hour. When I say
loud,I mean you-can't-hear-your-
parents-knocking-and-the-neighbors
-are-putting-a-for-sale-sign-on-their
-house-and-moving-to-another-block
-because-they-can't-handle-the-
constant-noise-anymore loud. You
have to >>turn it up<< so that your chest
shakes and the drums get in between
your ribs like a heartbeat and the bass
goes up your spine and frizzles your
brain and all you can do is dance or
spin in a circle or just scream along
because you know that however this
music makes you feel,
It's exactly right<3
not mine*

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theofficerox791
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December 13, 2010 9:44pm UTC

Your heart just breaks, that's all.
But you can't judge, or point fingers.
You just have to be >>lucky<< enough
To find someone who appreciates you
-Audrey Hepburn
Not my format!

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December 13, 2010 9:41pm UTC

I love
Snowdays<3

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theofficerox791
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December 3, 2010 3:14pm UTC

Since when is it okay to hit your girlfriend?
Are you that insecure about your
masculinity that you feel the need to
beat the crap out of her?
you're pathetic

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December 1, 2010 7:51pm UTC

The theory of the multiverse says:
that there are infinite parallel universes
containing >>every possible<< situation.
This makes me happy,
because I know,
somewhere,
You love me back

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November 16, 2010 3:22pm UTC

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November 11, 2010 4:04pm UTC

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November 9, 2010 3:17pm UTC

&&+ the sad part?
he told me he loved me
he said I'm sorry
then;
he ditched me for her
and when she dumps him
i know he's gonna come running back to me
and the saddest part is?
I'm gonna let him.
ventventvent<33
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theofficerox791
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November 6, 2010 9:08pm UTC

Urban Dictionary:
Love;
Nature's way of tricking people
into reproducing

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theofficerox791
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November 6, 2010 9:02pm UTC

Urban Dictionary:
Condom;
A 75 cent insurance policy for teens
who wanna bone

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theofficerox791
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November 6, 2010 8:57pm UTC

Urban Dictionary:
Divorce;
When your friends were right...

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