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muffinsandwitty7557
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August 30, 2011 7:05pm UTC

[ ] Team Edward
[ ] Team Jacob
[x] Team guy who almost hit Bella with his van
~

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MissLaurax
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July 28, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Fave if you:
Count on your fingers in math
Say "oww" when
nothing even touched you
Call the little awkward kid
your best friend
Raise your hand to Hi-5 someone
and they don't notice
Randomly smile or laugh after thinking of something someone said
Stare at something for too long and can't pull your eyes away
Talk to inanimate objects

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HabiiBa
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May 21, 2011 11:58am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
♥

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Nejin_Karen
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June 4, 2011 1:29pm UTC

What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed?
"I don't wanna be Obama self..."♥

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Billyboy
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July 15, 2011 10:18am UTC

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memoriescutlikeknives
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April 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 10, 2011 12:05am UTC

TEXTS #27
Mom: He is one of those people
who wear black tight jeans, with that weird hair that covers one eye.
You know...nemo.

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 11, 2011 11:03am UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 24, 2011 5:38pm UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 25, 2011 11:59am UTC

TEXTS #57
Daughter: I hate it here! It's so cold!
Dad: I love this cold weather!
Daughter: What is wrong with you?
Dad: Cold weather makes me feel
like a dragon when I breathe.

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 12:36pm UTC

TEXTS #58
Daughter: Did mom have a c-section
with me?
Dad: Yep that's right. You weren't born.
You were surgically removed...like a tumor.

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LookAtMeNow01
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July 13, 2011 7:16pm UTC

TEXTS #59
Dad: I just saw a guy fall off his bike.
He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make
direct eye contact.

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LookAtMeNow01
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July 14, 2011 9:03pm UTC

TEXTS #61
Mom: Have you heard that Bruno Mars song talking about grenades?
Daughter: Yeah, why you ask?
Mom: Someone needs to tell Bruno she's not worth it. If someone is throwing grenades at this girl, she's obviously involved with some
messed up people.

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LookAtMeNow01
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July 14, 2011 9:13pm UTC

TEXTS #62
Son: I'm hungry!
Dad: Tell your mother.
Son: She's not in the kitchen.
Dad: She's WHAT???

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taytayx311
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC

DEAR JOHN,
[♥] Let's go Back to December [♥]
because If This Was A Movie, you'd be Mine by now.
WE'D GO BACK TO BEING INNOCENT
{like those who Never Grow Up.}
♥ A n d t h e S t o r y o f U s w o u l d s t i l l g o o n.
I don't want to be Haunted anymore by our Last Kiss.
How did we get
so Mean like there's nothing Better Than Revenge?
When we should be screaming Long Live this
love that's Ours!//
aLet's go back when you were my Super Man,save the day and let the
Sparks Fly.
♥ We'd go back to our Enchanted place.
{If only you'd}
♥Speak Now.
Forever and Always,
Taylor Swift
n m f/ n m q

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KawaiiBaii
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 12:18am UTC

STOP
MOVING!!!
(I'm trying to read your shirt !)

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iluvsummer
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July 25, 2011 2:52pm UTC

SWAG
Something . We . Americans . Got

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danceforever23
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 6:08pm UTC

& am I the only one who;
-Gets paranoid because the spider
that was on the wall 2 seconds ago,
isn’t there any more?
-Jumps to get into their skinny jeans?
-Pretended to be a fast typer by
pressing random keys?
-Tried to see if you have super powers?
-Hates the new facebook photo viewing?
-Covers my eyes during scary movies,
but watches it through my fingers?
-Takes out my phone in an awkward situation,
such as walking by someone you know
but don't want to say 'hello' to?
I hope I'm not the only one.
ツ

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justinbieberobsessed
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Why is everyone grabbing
me and saying
"hey"?
fave if you get it(:

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