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  1. Biggest_fan Biggest_fan
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    DON'T
    FAVE
    THIS.

  2. californiagurlz californiagurlz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Kyr533 Kyr533
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:42am UTC
    Just curious;
    Comment if you're in love.♥
    Favorite if you're heart broken.

  6. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Student- Can I go to the bathroom?Teacher- No go sit downStudent- Ok I'll bleed on the chair, thats cool too.

  7. Riss86 Riss86
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Where them Witty Boys at? ;D

  8. destinisdream destinisdream
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Fall ♥
    - Uggs
    -fall leaves
    -Halloween
    - hoodies & sweaters
    -hats
    -scarves
    -warm blankets
    - caramel apples
    -hot chocolate
    - picking and carving pumpkins
    -pumpkin pies
    -thanksgiving
    -the smell of fall
    - fall pictures
    - wind
    -staying warm
    - fall clothes.
    - football season
    I can't wait. ♥

  9. KaylaaRainn KaylaaRainn
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    My Dad Smokes.
    So i bet him that if i got 200 favorites on this quote he would stop smoking, & i really want him to stop smoking, i think if he does my mom will do the same..so please..help me get 200 favorites on this quote.

  10. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  11. Destiny4343 Destiny4343
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:56am UTC
    I'm a zillion times sorry for making this quote, I know you're tired of it, but... here it goes: Everyday in school, I'm bullied. There's this gang of girls who are always mean to me, even sometimes hitting me. The teachers don't care. I've told my mom that I want to go to another school but she won't let me =( 2 days after I told her (she knows about witty), she said that if I get atleast 500 favorites, she'll let me change schools. This is a lot to ask, but if you would just take 2 seconds to click the little heart for me? I just don't wanna get bullied anymore =( Please? If you read this all the way through, I can honestly say I love you!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Me, behave?
    As a child i saw:
    Tarzan who ran around almost naked,
    Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
    Pinocchio told lies,
    Aladdin was a thief,
    Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
    Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,
    Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos,
    Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance,
    and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
    The fault is not mine!
    Fave if you had this childhood & loved it!

  13. bambamcunningham bambamcunningham
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    I hate..Tori Vega, when people stick the knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar as well, When girls talk in the bathroom, the color pink, long summer days because the sun is up longer, the sun, allergies, stupid girls who wear tiny bikinis to the beach, dogs, people who wear pink, mustard, October, lullabies, babies, sweating, people who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes, obnoxious hair colors, wet door knobs, bras that hook in the front, ducks..man i hate ducks, the number nine, the tails on shrimp, girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously, the word moist, the word tissue, the noise people make by flicking their tongue against the roof of their mouth, the color yellow, the word panties, cilantro, carpeting, rainbows, bananas, birthday parties, Santa Clause's weight, when people blow their nose then examine the tissue, and bibs.

  14. jessica7 jessica7
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    The evening news is where they begin with
    "good evening",
    ,and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.

  15. lizxoxo lizxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC
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    That baby dinosaur noise
    you make when you stretch.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You realize that Phineas and Ferb
    Never go to schooI , but they are still
    Smarter than you.

  17. Xportugese_babiiiX Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    " I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."
    ~

  18. lozziex3 lozziex3
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    --3am phone call--
    '' Hey are you asleep?''
    ''No, I'm skydiving'' *nmf

  19. BooILoveSkittles BooILoveSkittles
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:56am UTC
    & Who Else Hates It When
    Your about to sneeze and nothing comes out so you just stand there with a retarded face?

  20. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    &I would pay some serious cash for someone
    to name a hur ricane
    Shanaynay
    nmf

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