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Member Since: 19 Apr 2011 10:03am

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My name is Jordan Price <33 I'm a cheerleader and i love it <33 I love my boyfriend.. follow me
talk to me :):):)

 

  1. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    happy birthday Michael Jackson! <3 your missed :)

  2. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    Your Name-Jordan
    Nicknames- Jor. Baby.
    Birthday- August 23rd
    ~*HAVE YOU??*~
    Been kissed? Yes
    Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Never.
    Been on a stage? Nope.
    Gotten in a car accident? no
    Death Valleyon horseback? No
    Stayed home? Mhm
    Made homemade fudge? No
    ~*FAVORITES*~
    Shampoo: Head and Shoulders
    Soap: Dove
    Color: baby blue
    Day: Friday
    Night: Friday
    Band: none?
    Season: Summer/ Winter
    Commercial: the one with the girl dancing to drop it like its hot
    ~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? 9 months tomorrow <3
    Do you have a crush on someone? my bf
    Do you have a best friend? maybe idk
    Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? no
    Who’s your funniest friend? jillian
    Who do you go to the mall with the most?my family
    Who do you e-mail the most? no one
    Who’s the loudest? megan
    Who’s the shyest? none
    Whose parents do you know the best? megans
    Who do you go to for advice? either megan and jillian
    Who knows all your secrets? megan and jillian
    Who do you get the most surveys from? ???
    Who are you jealous of? No one
    Who do you cry with? myself
    What is your usual quote? nothing?
    ~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
    Cried? yes i have :'(
    Eaten fluff?nope
    Helped someone? no
    Bought something? no
    Dissected something?eww no
    Cut your hair? no
    Worn a skirt? no
    Worn a tie? no
    Been mean? ehh maybe
    Been sarcastic? well of course
    Gone for a run? nope
    Gone for a walk? no
    Gone to the movies? no
    Gone out for dinner?no
    Been kissed? no
    Felt stupid? yeah
    Said “I love you”? yep
    Written a letter? nope.
    Written a paper? nope
    Taken a test?nope
    Met someone new? no
    Moved on? no
    Written in a journal? nope
    Watched your favorite movie? nah
    Talked to someone you have a crush on? well my bf
    Missed someone? yes him <3
    Hugged someone? yeah
    Had a nightmare? no
    Fought with your parents? yeah
    Fought with a friend? yeah
    Been Scared? no
    ~*WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
    Showered? this afternoon
    Ate a meal? few hours ago
    What are you wearing right now? aero tank top and plaid pajama shorts
    Are you tired? yes
    Are you lonely? yea
    Are you happy? no
    Are you wearing pajamas? yes
    Are you hungry? nope
    Are you eating? nope
    Are you talking to someone online? nope
    Are you ready for this survey to end? ehh
    How long did this survey take you? a pretty long time
    >>>>FAVORITE STUFF>>>>
    Type of sandwich: peanut butter and jelly
    Coffee or hot chocolate? coffee (iced)
    Cold or hot? cold
    Lace or satin? lace
    Red or blue? blue.
    New or old? new
    Here or there? here
    boys or girls? boys

  3. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:31pm UTC
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  4. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    derf ford
    YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The cheer thunder tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Selena August
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    blue panda
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Audrey Gloversville
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Prijo
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Black Dr. Pepper
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Jody Ned
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Moonlight path snickers
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower
    Winter sunflower
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y
    orange shortsie
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Dounut pine
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want + Cullen)
    Adrianne Cullen

  5. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    This or that quiz(:
    [x] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
    [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
    [] smoothies or slushies [x]
    [x] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson[]
    [] beach or swimming pool [x]
    [x] Witty or Facebook [x]
    [] movies or TV shows [x]
    [x] curly hair or straight []
    [x] Abercrombie or Hollister []
    [] dogs or cats [x]
    [x] Winter or Summer [x]
    [x] solo artists or bands []
    [x] singing or acting []
    [x] pictures or videos []
    [x] softball or lax[]
    [x] books or magazines[x]
    [x] love or friendship[]
    [x]straight or gay[]
    []beautiful or hot[]
    [x]asleep or awake[]
    []sun or stars[x]
    [x]cake or pie[]
    [x]m&ms or skittles[]
    []pancakes or French toast[x]
    [x] Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato[]
    [x] basketball or volleyball[]
    [x] cupcakes or muffins[]
    []Chris Brown or Rihanna[x]
    [] sky dive or bungee jump[x]
    [x] Six Flags or Disneyland[x]
    [x] Italian food or Mexican food []
    [] Converse or Vans [x]
    [x] Twilight or Harry Potter []
    [] Knee-Highs or Ankle-socks [x]
    [x] Chocolate or Vanilla []
    [x] Reading or Writing []
    [] Hot Fudge or chocolate syrup [x]
    [] Homework now or homework later [x]
    [] Fish or Chicken [x]
    [x] Boyfriend or Boy friend []

  6. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Type your name: jordan
    Type it with your eyes closed: jordan
    Type it with your elbow: jolfrdan
    Type it with your nose:u05eqj
    Type it with your ear: jhihjedswwqah
    Type it with your tongue: jordan

  7. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 9:56pm UTC
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  8. thejab135 thejab135
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    June 24, 2011 8:15pm UTC
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  9. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:36am UTC
    I hate when girls say there fat or ugly to get attention when they obviously know they aren't

  10. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:04am UTC
    I'm a dinosaur so like rawr and stuff..

  11. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  12. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:55am UTC
    My boyfriends first girlfriend was killed today.. R.I.P. Amber <33 i never met you but you seem like a sweet girl!

  13. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 11:04am UTC
    I have screwed up % of my teenage life...
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:2
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far:5
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [X] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far:9
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:12
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [X] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [] Ate food during class
    Total so far:14
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 15
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 19
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    i have messed up 57% of my life. <--- lol
    repost this as "how many times i messed up in my teenage life".

  14. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    happy fathers day <333 iloveyu daddy!

  15. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 8:31am UTC
    Algebra regents at 12 wish me luck :/

  16. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    SURVEY:
    SINGLE OR TAKEN?: Taken <33
    Color of your nails? : red
    End school yet?: yes :D
    Coke or pepsi?: pepsi
    Snapple or propel?: propel
    Any piercings?: 2 holes in ears . had cartilage(right ear) and 3rd hole(left) but both closed and belly button
    Tattoos?: no
    Can you drive? not yet :(
    Pop or Country?: depends
    Red or orange?: Red
    Dots or stripes?: Dots
    Can you live without texting?: no
    Like anyone at the moment?: my boyfriend
    Last thing you ate?: chicken broccoli rice
    Last person you hugged?: my grandmother
    What are you doing now?: watching extreme couponers
    Ever curse at a teacher?: yes today actually
    Hollister or Aeropostale?: aeropostale
    Shorts or skirts?: shorts
    Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?: justin bieber
    Ice cream cake or regular cake?: ice cream cake
    Last person you chatted with?: megan <33

  17. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 6:59pm UTC
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  18. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    The depressing moment when you have not received a single text message from him all dayy :(

  19. thejab135 thejab135
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Secret life of an American teenager <333

  20. thejab135 thejab135
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    May 2, 2011 3:45pm UTC
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