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thefatpig999

1. thefatpig999
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   January 30, 2012 11:10am UTC
   Wife: Why are you late?
   Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
   Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
   Hubby: No. I was standing on it lol
   
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2. thefatpig999
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   January 30, 2012 2:13am UTC
   roses r red
   violtets r blue
   in soviet russia
   the cows eat u
   
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   January 30, 2012 2:08am UTC
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7. thefatpig999
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   January 29, 2012 8:20am UTC
   roses are red,
   violets are blue,
   i have 5 fingers,
   the middles for u!
   
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8. thefatpig999
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   January 29, 2012 8:19am UTC
   you have been banged more times than a drum kit
   
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   January 29, 2012 8:15am UTC
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11. thefatpig999
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    January 29, 2012 3:09am UTC
    I don't think the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that...
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