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thebestday

thebestday
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 1:25pm UTC
I want to change my name to...
princess consuela banana hammock
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thebestday
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 11:55am UTC
When you laugh so hard
it hurts
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thebestday
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 12:06am UTC
people think
it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. *
notmyformat,butit'sagoodone

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thebestday
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 11:55pm UTC
saturday

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thebestday
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 7:53pm UTC
Me: Excuse me sir, can you explain this to me?
Random guy: Sure! (explains)
Me: Thanks! (walks over to friends) guys I don’t get it.
all mine :)

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thebestday
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 7:33pm UTC
That awkward moment when..
he doesn’t love you back
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thebestday
posted a quote
December 14, 2010 9:41pm UTC
Why do we have to be
Q u i e t
during a fire drill?
Will the fire hear us?
My first quote!!
all mine (:

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