theWalrus posted a quote
August 3, 2013 5:16pm UTC
I'm a teenage girl My BFF Becky texts me and said she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot
theWalrus posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:41pm UTC
I don't understand why people call each other fake. Fake what? Fake people? What does that make me? a porcupine? a lemur? the devil? Disguised as a person? But really a fake? What the f*ck am I?
theWalrus posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite
theWalrus posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:33pm UTC
When *god* made me: 1 tsp. funny 1 tsp. smart 1 tsp. lazy 1 tsp. quiet 1 tsp. awkward 1 tsp. Attracti.... oh wait we're out of attractive and graceful!!!! Hurry, throw in the whole bucket of awkward!!!!
Today I cut my finger on a ketchup packet at work. Then 6 hours later I was emptying ketchup pumps And it got all in my papercut and burned and I have never felt so victimized by a condiment in my life