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  1. Jackie135 Jackie135
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    4 Facts You Never Knew
    1. Because of the the muscles that are attached to your tongue that go down your neck, you cannot look up and stick your tongue out at the same time.
    2. You just tried and found this to be a lie.
    3. You are smiling because I tricked you!
    4. You are now faving this quote.
    XD

  2. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Fav if you're right handed
    Comment if you're left

  3. dontforgetiloveyou dontforgetiloveyou
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    [♥] Fave for a tbh
    On your profile (:
    /nmf/

  4. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:56am UTC
    read this untill you get it
    I 1 2 1/2 6

  6. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Bad Spellers Of The World, Untie...
    (If you get it, then fav [♥] )

  7. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Just outta curiosity;
    Favorite if your not pregnant.
    Comment if you are.

  8. kaylaalauryn kaylaalauryn
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Boy: We would make beautiful babiess!
    lol Jk!!
    Me: ..O so we would make ugly babies?
    Thats cool.
    Boy: hahaha i didn't mean it like thatt..
    Me: mhm i bett
    Boy: Our babies would be perfect,
    Just like you.
    True Convo(:
    Me & this boy i sorta might likeee(;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. shawtty shawtty
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    me : im going to sleep
    tv : lol but good shows are on
    ipod : sleep? wait, is that a new app?!
    sleeping position: lol im not gonna be comfortable
    mind : what's the meaning of life though ?
    tempurature : lol its too hot , nahh now its cold. . . nvm its hot again
    scary noises : oh you said be louder ? okay.
    me : why .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin

  13. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    >>fav if;
    youre graduating middle or high school this year

  14. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    *Midnight on New Years*
    Omg, guys! I haven't peed since last year!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I hate the show "16 and Pregnant" so much.
    There are 13 year old kids fighting cancer.
    Where is their TV show?

  17. OMGx3 OMGx3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Favorite and I'll...
    write a boys name that you might marry. ♥

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 2:10am UTC
    I am important.
    I will not give up.
    I have a story.
    I will not give up.
    I am living a story.
    I will not give up.
    I will not give up.

  19. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    My parents seem to confuse the meaning
    of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores"

  20. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
    Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
    Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
    Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
    Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
    Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
    Teenager: .. What?
    Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
    Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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