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1. techolizard
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   November 1, 2011 5:57pm UTC
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2. techolizard
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   September 25, 2011 10:32pm UTC
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3. techolizard
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   September 24, 2011 10:53pm UTC
   I hate it when...
   My sister yells at me then asks me for something right after.
   like if this ever happens to you.
   
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4. techolizard
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   September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   Its Awkward when...
   A guy checks out my Mom.
   
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5. techolizard
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   September 15, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   Winters over.
   ---> But I still can't breathe through my nose <---
   ardbdjfdamnitndnandjka♥
   nmf
   
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6. techolizard
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   September 12, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   And it sucks...
   >>>That you can't read his mind.
   Because if you knew that he was thinking about you,
   you could tell him how you feel.
   
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7. techolizard
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   September 12, 2011 11:19pm UTC
   Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal...
   promotes cannibalism.
   
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8. techolizard
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   August 29, 2011 9:04am UTC
   Love is old,
   Love is new,
   Love is all,
   Love is you.
   - The Beatles
   
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9. techolizard
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   August 28, 2011 10:07am UTC
   Live for the moment...
   Not for the memory.
   
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10. techolizard
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    August 22, 2011 7:50am UTC
    My alarm clock...
    Is obviously jealous of my relationship with my bed.
    
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11. techolizard
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    August 20, 2011 12:35am UTC
    We make plans...
    Then ask our parents for permission
    
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12. techolizard
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    August 20, 2011 12:30am UTC
    Raising your phone 6 inches in the air...
    And thinking it will get you service
    
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13. techolizard
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    August 20, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Mistyping a letter in your password
    Then erasing the whole thing and starting over
    
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14. techolizard
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    August 19, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    A rejected high five
    Is one of the worst insults there is.
    
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15. techolizard
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    I hate writing with a pen
    When theres just the table underneath the paper.
    
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16. techolizard
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    August 19, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    The songs called Alejandro...
    Who are Roberto and Fernando?
    
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17. techolizard
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    August 19, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    The scary moment...
    When that kid raised his hand to tell on you
    
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18. techolizard
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    August 19, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    You ask my Mom.
    She won't say no to you.
    
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19. techolizard
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    August 15, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    Oh, he's cute...
    Quick, lets find his facebook!
    
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20. techolizard
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    SQUIDWARD
    is the ultimate hipster
    * He will never be famous *He has a mediocre job *He's miserable *And he thinks he's better than SpongeBob :)
    
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