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  1. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:36am UTC
    There once was a bear&& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
    The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
    The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
    The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
    The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
    Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

  2. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:32am UTC
    *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

  3. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2007 8:21pm UTC
    were the type;; of girls
    who get hit by
    .::parked cars::.
    im me for cuteee edits.. thenv

  4. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
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    February 20, 2007 8:02pm UTC
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  5. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2007 8:01pm UTC
    You can illustrate;; your life in rommance
    But I can show you something
    so [[much more]] than "words"a
    im me for cute edits...

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