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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I was eating oreos
    and I was dunking them in milk
    and the cookie broke and sunk
    to the bottom so now I'm just staring
    at the glass and wondering why bad
    things happen to good people.


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  3. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Her names Victoria
    She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and the closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all her students . Please pass this on if you see it.
    She deserves to be remembered for her bravery


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  7. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    picture perfect
    Prologue
    Hi, my name is Blair Everwood.
    I'm a junior in high school, and I'm finally returning home to Malibu.
    I needed some time to transform my shaggy little self into the beautiful girl I am today.
    I went and lived with my Auntie Trish in Pennsylvania for the summer.
    I had never been away from my family for that long, so I'm excited to see them.
    But mostly, I'm excited for everyone to see what I had become in just three months.
    I lost 50 pounds, grew my hair down to my butt, and learned how to style myself.
    I had always been the girl who nobody noticed.
    Average, boring, invisible; pretty much a cookie-cutter version of any teenager.
    I was nothing special.
    I was the girl who dreamed of being like the perfect models in Cosmo.
    Both of my older sisters, Meg and Rachel, work for Cosmopolitan Magazine.
    Rachel is the brainy editor, while Meg is a model.
    Before I left, I was the only girl in my family who didn't act like a girl.
    I didn't care what I looked like, or what people thought of me.
    Until I had my first boyfriend.
    His name was Brad, and boy was he cute.
    I thought he dated me because he liked me, but then I found out the hard way that the only reason he dated me was because he had a bet with his friends to see if he could pick the ugliest girl and make her fall in love with him.
    He won the bet, and I left Malibu.
    But, here I am again.
    And you know that saying, "all work, no play"?
    That's what I did: all work, and no play.
    But now, it's all about playing.
    And no one really understands what it takes to be picture perfect.
    Note:
    Do you like my new story!? Comment PLEASE! Fav this if you liked it and want me to keep posting xxx
    Polyvore:
    http://www.polyvore.com/picture_perfect/set?id=63550713

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Andrew Biersack:
    Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
    Frank Lero:
    Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
    Alex Gasgarth:
    Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
    Justin Bieber:
    Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

  9. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    normal person: sings lyrics
    me: sings lyrics
    sings backup vocals
    sings guitar riffs
    air-drums entire song
    headbangs

  10. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Steve got 635 favourites by saying "QUOTE QUOTE" Lets try this shiz...
    QUOTE QUOTE

  11. justanothergirl_ justanothergirl_
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I dare you.
    P r o l o g u e .
    Addison's P.O.V.
    "Addison snap out of it!" I heard my best friend Joselyn whisper. "What?" I asked, being pulled out of my thoughts. "You're staring at Alex like he's a meal and as though you haven't eaten in years."
    She said laughing at me. "Shut up." I mumbled blushing.
    I'm Addison. Joselyn has been my best friend since Kindergarten and now we're 17 and juniors in high school. We weren't popular at all, not that we've ever cared. I think I could be if I wanted to. I'm actually not that bad looking, I just don't try at all. I wear baggy sweatshirts and sweatpants everyday with my hair thrown into a ponytail and no makeup at all. I have long blonde hair and green eyes.
    My closet is full of expensive clothes that I never wear. I live with my 13 year old brother and my aunt, who happens to be rich. My parents passed away when I was about 10 years old.
    Needless to say, I've never wanted to stand out in the crowd. I don't want to be one of those fake popular girls with fake friends. I want people to like me for me.
    Now Alex Woods on the other hand, is the most popular guy in my grade, and the school for that matter.
    I've had the biggest crush on him since like 6th grade, even though he would never look at me, let alone talk to me.Alex has dark brown hair and eyes. He's the star quarterback on the football team too.
    We were in the lunch room right now. I was sitting on one side of the cafeteria with Jos, and Alex was on the other with all of his friends and the girls that drooled over him. "Addison!" Joselyn whispered harshly in my ear again.
    "Alex is coming over here!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Hey! So new story? Yes? No? Should I keep writing it? I really just use the prologue to intoduce the character and the situation, so it will get better(: The next chapter will probably be Alex's P.O.V.. Sorry for those of you that wanted a sequel to What Is Love, but I didn't really have anything else to write about.
    If you like and are going to read "I dare you" favorite and follow?(:
    And if you could, comment with feedback, it's really helpful! Thanks(:
    {Sorry if you don't like them, but I would just like to say: ONE DIRECTION TAKE ME HOME OMG I JUST CANT EVEN. >>>>> That is all, thank you.}
    *Sorry, I do not Notify!*
    Favorite, Comment, Follow!

  12. yourcool yourcool
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    November 5, 2012 8:21pm UTC
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  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Worst feeling in the world... #3
    Not having a partner for group work and awkwardly sitting alone.
    My quote
    Fave for more


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  15. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
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    November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  16. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Fave for Romney, comment for Obama


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  19. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina
    Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago

  20. lifeisarollercoster lifeisarollercoster
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    there is a sign in my english classroom that says:
    "a book commits suicide everytime you watch jersey shore"
    I Died.

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