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伤*
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 11:59am UTC

Niall ate
zayn's breakfast on the flight
because zayn fell asleep when it was served
♥
Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

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julia1D
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:24am UTC

I hate those kinds of girls that Never study but pass every test, Never practice but score every goal, Get everything they want because their parents have the money, Always get the guy, Are mean to everyone but has a ton of friends,Eat everything in their pantry but doesn't get fat. You know there's that girl like that in your school...

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 11:09am UTC

"Liam makes me do all the cleaning
Because apparently
I'm the girl in the relationship."
-Niall Horan
-OneDirectionQuotes

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smilelaughlivexoxo
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Best Feelings in the World:
- finishing your period
- sleeping in
- when he talks to you first
- getting a good morning text
- doing nothing

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC

lol i used to name neopets after people i hated and watch them slowly die it was great

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:50pm UTC

I was about to hug
Niall Horan's girlfriend
but then my face hit the mirror.
♥

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beary0630
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC

True Directioner Problems #17
Feeling insanely protective over Niall when someone insults him.
nmq

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wHaLeSoNgS
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and bought a really exposing tank top for $200. Then I went to Jimmy's house and we hard core made out and I took selfies with my besties. But then, ohmygod, some girl on facebook was totally on me for being a sl*t. Wtf?
Me: Last night I bought some pita chips. Then I ate them. Then I stroked my cat.

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marinaluvsu
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Let's have a garden party,
Lettuce Turnip the Beet.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

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WhyYouGottaBeSoMean
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Deep inside, you believe that someday,
You'll get a superpower.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:52pm UTC

You're home alone in the middle of the night.
you hear a fart. would you laugh or be scared?

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 5, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Liam: I had a haircut that I regretted."
Louis: "Is it the one you have now?"
Liam: "No."
Louis: "Well it should be."

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 10:19pm UTC

"I've got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin,
But the other one went away and left it's nipples behind."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC

"Niall likes to make his name out of alphabet spaghetti,
But we have to help him because he usually just eats it all."
-Zayn Malik

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Interviewer: "If you could snog any artist in the room tonight at the BRITS who would it be?
Liam: "Niall Horan."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 10, 2012 9:21pm UTC

When Harry said he thought Caroline Flack was hot,
Niall said, "Since when are wrinkles hot?"

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC

"If you punch Niall when he's drunk then he takes it as
You making sexual advances on him."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"I once cried in a restaurant because the watress told me I could
Not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon."
-Liam Payne

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 19, 2012 9:52pm UTC

"Zayn is a very protective guy. Especially when it comes to Niall."
-Harry Styles

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