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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:21am UTC
    never mistake my silence for weakness.
    no one plans a murder out loud.

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 10:34am UTC
    There Are
    6 oceans in this world:
    1. The Atlantic Ocean
    2. The Pacific Ocean
    3. The Arctic Ocean
    4. The Indian Ocean
    5. The Southern Ocean
    6. The Ocean of tears I cried over you

  5. Lovenouritto Lovenouritto
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    If you fave this quote , I will post something on your profile which will make you smile ♥
    And if I get 100 faves , I will do 10 quotes saying to follow all of you who favorited ! ♥
    It's just one click , you can do it and get much in return ♥

  6. kayshla13 kayshla13
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    fist bump,
    pushups,
    chapstick.
    fave if you
    know where
    this is from! ;)

  7. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    A Best Friend Is Like A Bra,
    Close To Your Heart And Always There
    To Support You

    nmf

  8. FLABO1 FLABO1
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    One fine day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead boys got up to fight,
    Back to back they faced each other,
    Drew their swords and shot each other,
    One was blind and the other couldn't, see
    So they chose a dummy for a referee.
    A blind man went to see fair play,
    A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
    A paralyzed donkey passing by,
    Kicked the blind man in the eye,
    Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    And came to arrest the two dead boys,
    If you don't believe this story’s true,
    Ask the blind man he saw it too !
    Click the ♥ if you get it !
    -----------♥-----------

  9. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    div>
    My name is Christine Hanson. I am only two years old. I am going for a ride, or that's what I am told.
    I am sitting here quietly, next to my mom and dad. I am having a fun time. Everyone seems glad.
    Why is he yelling Daddy? Please tell me what' s wrong! Please don't cry Mommy, this ride won't be that long!
    Why are we getting up and moving to the back? Why is everyone crying? Why is she being attacked?
    What did I do wrong? Why are they yelling at us? Why is everyone screaming? What is all the fuss?
    I thought you said that this plane ride would be fun. Is this a game Mommy? Am I it, am I the one? I think I will hide behind you, so that I don't get caught. Daddy this isn't fun anymore! This isn't what I thought.
    Why do I see buildings right out the next window? Shouldn't we stop now? Shouldn't we go slow? What was that loud boom? Why do I see fire? What just happened Daddy? We should have been higher!
    We have hit a building, the World Trade Center I think. I am slowly dying now. I can't open my eyes to blink.
    Where are you Mommy? Why can't I hear your voice? Why did they drive us here? This wasn't our choice.
    My name is Christine Hanson, I am only two years old. We were going for a plane ride. That's what we were told.
    I'll never go to prom. I wont reach the age of three. Why did this happen to these people? Why did this happen to me?

  10. MHolder MHolder
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Hello
    My name is...
    Hotter than your ex.
    Fresher than your next.

  11. XxTaliaaaxX XxTaliaaaxX
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    Nice guys finish last,
    Because they always put their girls first.

  12. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 10:34am UTC

    \\
    Go ahead rain on my
    parade
    I'll just dance in it.
    Format by XxprettixX

  13. KATZ101 KATZ101
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    act like a
    lady,
    think like a
    BOSS.

  14. lexxisXXlovee12 lexxisXXlovee12
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    " i wasnt that drunk .. "dude you put a 5 dollar bill around your dick & chased my little sister around the room singing " FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG .."


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. ForeverandAlways32209 ForeverandAlways32209
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    its amazing how you knock me off my feet.
    everytime you come around me i get weak.
    nobody ever made me feel this way.
    you kiss my l ip s and then you take my breath away

  17. ryan1572 ryan1572
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:59am UTC
    hey girls, its ryan.
    fav this and ill rate you 1-10
    im really bored,haha.

  18. katmr97 katmr97
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    fav this and
    i'll write your future husbands
    name on your
    profile
    nmq/nmf

  19. lexiiieleax lexiiieleax
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    HEAVEN IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
    when i was six years old, my dad passed away. he had cancer for two years before this happened. my mom told him that if he died, she wanted him to send us a sign to be sure he was okay in heaven. a few days later after he passed, my whole entire family was over, it was around eight o'clock at night. there was a lampost in my front yard that my father had been trying to fix for years, but it never seemed to work. so, my family was just sitting around the table, talking about the latest topics and gossiping, when someone noticed that the lampost light turned on out of NO WHERE. every one just sat there in amazement. my mom then explained to them what she said to my dad, and from that day on we all know that:
    HEAVEN IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.

  20. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    i'm bored.
    soo, fave this ;
    you are :
    [] beautiful
    [] pretty
    [] ok
    [] ugly
    your best feature is :
    [] hair
    [] eyes
    [] smile
    [] nothing
    you seem :
    [] nice
    [] cool
    [] boring
    [] like a b*tch
    if you were a spongbob character, i think you'd be :
    [] spongbob
    [] patrick
    [] squidward
    [] mr.crabs
    do i want to get to know you :
    [] yeah
    [] sure
    [] nah
    i will try to do everyone. if you don't want me to forget to do your, then comment to remind me.

    nmf.

:)

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