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1. taytay3931
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2011 9:19am UTC
   Am I the only person that,
   always wanted to be hooked up to one of those machines in the hospital that tell if your still breathing
   and just stop breathing for a minute
   and see what the nurses do?
   *All Mine*
   I'll make it pretty later gotta go to class
   
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2. taytay3931
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   January 5, 2011 11:38am UTC
   ╔═══╗ ♪
   ║███║ ♫
   ║ (●) ♫
   ╚═══╝♪♪
   Music is life.
   
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3. taytay3931
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   April 14, 2010 12:04pm UTC
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4. taytay3931
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   March 3, 2010 10:57am UTC
   In a town of ducks, each duck has to be in the pond on time.
   One day, three ducks were late.
   The police duck came over and asked them why.
   The first duck said "I was blowing bubbles."
   The second duck said "I was blowing bubbles too."
   The police duck said to the third "I guess you were blowing bubbles too."
   The third duck said "No, I'm Bubbles.
   
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5. taytay3931
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2010 1:18pm UTC
   I'm Tighter Than Face Lifts
   And Flyer Then SpaceShips
   -Nicki Minaj
   i will make it pretty l8ter(i'm in skewl and bell is going to ring) lol
   
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6. taytay3931
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2010 1:16pm UTC
   Take Me Out To The Ball Game
   Cause You Know I Only F**k
   With Ballerz
   -Nicki Minaj
   
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7. taytay3931
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2010 1:13pm UTC
   Excuse Me Hunny
   But
   Nobody In My Lane
   -Nicki Minaj
   
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8. taytay3931
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   February 22, 2010 1:11pm UTC
   I'm Mean Muggin
   Like Lil Mama
   On Jays Set
   -Nicki Minaj
   
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9. taytay3931
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2010 1:16pm UTC
   & miles from where you are
   I lay down on the
   cold ground & I
   I pray that something
   picks me up
   & sets me down in
   your warm arms
   
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10. taytay3931
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    January 21, 2010 1:18pm UTC
    Today, I realized that 90 people got the swine flu, and everyone wanted to wear masks. Millions of people have AIDS, and no one wants to wear a condom
    
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11. taytay3931
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    January 21, 2010 1:16pm UTC
    Today,
    I went to the year 2012
    on my phone in the "Calendar."
    On December 23rd I saved an event.
    The event is;
    "The day we all die."
    
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12. taytay3931
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    January 21, 2010 1:12pm UTC
    Has Anyone Else Noticed That Studying Is Like-Student and Dying-Put Together
    
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13. taytay3931
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    January 20, 2010 1:16pm UTC
    if we're best friends then;;
    why don't you invite me to anything?
    why am i left out of the conversations?
    why am i the last to know who your new boyfriend is?
    why do ignore everything i say?
    why is it when i try to help you, you blow it off?
    why is it when everybody's around you're a different person?
    why is it you can't even say bye to me?
    why is it you never bother to text me back?
    why am i always doing the favors?
    why would you sc**w me over like that?
    why is it that i know you'd pick them over me anyday?
    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
    &&most of all
    WHY DO YOU DITCH ME!!!!!!
    
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14. taytay3931
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    January 20, 2010 11:23am UTC
    teacher:You're here to learn!
    student:No, I'm here because it's the law
    
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15. taytay3931
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    January 20, 2010 11:17am UTC
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